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10/10/08 Grif.Net – Oil Shortages

10/10/08 Grif.Net – Oil Shortages

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in
our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer.

“Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low.”

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal
Louisiana, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas.

Our dipsticks are located in Washington, DC

Any other questions?

[Thanks to Garfield for this simple lesson in oil]

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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