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10/09/08 Grif.Net – Financial Panic Hits Japan

10/09/08 Grif.Net – Financial Panic Hits Japan

Carol sent this important information: Following the problems with Lehmann
Bros, AIG, and in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on
Northern Rock and Bradford & Bingley in the UK, global financial uncertainty
has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was
announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song,
while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is
reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500
staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is
something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get
a raw deal!

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”