Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
Why did the muddy chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a dirty double-crosser
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would caesar!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!
So change it from a chicken to . .
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts
Why did the horse cross the road?
To reach his Neigh-borhood.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot
And yes, they get worse . . .
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given