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[Odd assortment of lines I’ve heard . . . ]
I don’t get even, I get odder.
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
If it isn’t broken, fix it till it is.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
I joke about drugs a lot, but in reality I take them seriously.
Me a skeptic? I hope you have proof.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I’ll listen to logic and reason when it comes out on CD.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given