IF FAMOUS HISTORICAL FIGURES WERE LOOKING FOR A JOB TODAY…
Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back
stabbing. I’d like to get away from all that.
Jesse James: I can list among my experience and skills: leadership,
extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of
firearms, and knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.
Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I’d like to
think of myself as a people person.
Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the competition.
Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.
Lucrezia Borgia: My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the
department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.
Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.
Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my
staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.
Macbeth: Would I go after my boss’s job? Do I look like the kind of guy who
would knock off his boss for a promotion?
Lady Godiva: My last employer didn’t understand “business casual”.
Elvis: My last boss and I…say, are you going to eat those fries?
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given