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07/07/21 Grif.Net – Naming the Dog

07/07/21 Grif.Net – Naming the Dog

If I were to =
get another pet someday, it would be a dog. We had a pure-bred schnauzer =
named Heidi when the kids were little. Then a pure-bred border collie =
Ruffian (Ruffy).  But what would I call a new pet?  Back in =
1985 we picked up a mangy stray in Dallas and named it =
“PEEVE”.  We could tell everyone it was our pet peeve. =
(true story, not a joke)

Here are some =
names we might consider]

 

Name: ORVILLE =
REDENBARKER

I can save =
money on dog food by feeding it popcorn instead

 

Names:  =
SOAP and WATER
I can let them lick the plates, pots and pans clean, =
then tell any guests how sanitary they are since they’re cleaned =
by . . .

 

Names: ROLEX =
and TIMEX

I can train =
them to be good watch dogs

 

Name: GREAT =
RELUCTANCE

I can spend =
each weekend out hunting or fishing but tell my lonely family I am =
leaving them with . . .

 

Name: =
CHEWBARKA

I can honor a =
favorite Star Wars character while accurately describing the two =
favorite activities of any pup

 

Name: =
WINNIE

I can show =
literary acumen every time I call for ‘the =
Pooch’

 

Name: DEE =
OH-GEE

I can help =
teach the grandkids spelling lessons, too

 

[sigh] Guess a =
dog is not on the near horizon, but always thinking about the =
names

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"