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06/25/20 Grif.Net – Teaching at Home (part 2)

06/25/20 Grif.Net – Teaching at Home (part 2)

[More results =
of tests on how much kids learned at home in the late great =
unpleasantness.  They tell me that they did really gooder on =
English.]

 

Q: Define the =
word ‘monotony’:

A: =
"Monotony is being married to the same person all your =
life"

 

Q: Define the =
word ‘benign’:

A: Benign is =
what you will be after you be eight

 

Q: What is the =
correct use of a ‘semi-colon’?

A: Only to be =
used as a last resort, a semi-colon is a partial removal of the =
intestines

 

Q: What is a =
turbine?

A: Something =
an Arab wears on his head

 

Q: What is a =
Hindu?

A: It mostly =
lays eggs

 

Q: Name the =
four seasons:

A: Salt, =
pepper, mustard and ketchup

 

Q: What is the =
equator?

A: A menagerie =
lion running around the Earth through Africa

 

Q: How is dew =
formed?

A: The sun =
shines down on the leaves and makes them =
perspire

 

Q: What is a =
planet?

A: A body of =
earth surrounded by sky

 

Q: What causes =
the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides =
are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water flow towards the =
moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. =
I forget where the sun joins in this fight

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"