[More results =
of tests on how much kids learned at home in the late great =
unpleasantness. They tell me that they did really gooder on =
English.]
Q: Define the =
word ‘monotony’:
A: =
"Monotony is being married to the same person all your =
life"
Q: Define the =
word ‘benign’:
A: Benign is =
what you will be after you be eight
Q: What is the =
correct use of a ‘semi-colon’?
A: Only to be =
used as a last resort, a semi-colon is a partial removal of the =
intestines
Q: What is a =
turbine?
A: Something =
an Arab wears on his head
Q: What is a =
Hindu?
A: It mostly =
lays eggs
Q: Name the =
four seasons:
A: Salt, =
pepper, mustard and ketchup
Q: What is the =
equator?
A: A menagerie =
lion running around the Earth through Africa
Q: How is dew =
formed?
A: The sun =
shines down on the leaves and makes them =
perspire
Q: What is a =
planet?
A: A body of =
earth surrounded by sky
Q: What causes =
the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides =
are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water flow towards the =
moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. =
I forget where the sun joins in this fight
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"