06/09/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (2)

06/09/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (2)

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
 in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect.
This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners” as well. Second =
installment is about children and families]


**The face of =
a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the =


**I saw a sign =
that said “watch for children” and thought, “That =
sounds like a fair trade”


**There are =
always people who can repair what your husband =


**Children =
should be seen and not herded.


**If at first =
you don’t succeed, blame your parents.


**Always swim =
or dive with a friend. It reduces your chance of shark attack by =


**As a child =
my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave =


**My daughter =
loves those little Russian dolls, but I think they’re so full of =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =