[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners” as well. Second =
installment is about children and families]
**The face of =
a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the =
face.
**I saw a sign =
that said “watch for children” and thought, “That =
sounds like a fair trade”
**There are =
always people who can repair what your husband =
fixed.
**Children =
should be seen and not herded.
**If at first =
you don’t succeed, blame your parents.
**Always swim =
or dive with a friend. It reduces your chance of shark attack by =
50%.
**As a child =
my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave =
it.
**My daughter =
loves those little Russian dolls, but I think they’re so full of =
themselves.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"