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06/09/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (2)

06/09/20 Grif.Net – A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (2)

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of =
speech
 in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising =
or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect.
This word is =
from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has =
given rise to many humorous “one-liners” as well. Second =
installment is about children and families]

 

**The face of =
a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the =
face.

 

**I saw a sign =
that said “watch for children” and thought, “That =
sounds like a fair trade”

 

**There are =
always people who can repair what your husband =
fixed.

 

**Children =
should be seen and not herded.

 

**If at first =
you don’t succeed, blame your parents.

 

**Always swim =
or dive with a friend. It reduces your chance of shark attack by =
50%.

 

**As a child =
my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave =
it.

 

**My daughter =
loves those little Russian dolls, but I think they’re so full of =
themselves.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"