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02/25/20 Grif.Net – Wise Words by Famous Folks

02/25/20 Grif.Net – Wise Words by Famous Folks

My wife has a =
slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to =
breathe. – Jimmy Durante

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit =
people only once a year. – Victor Borge

Be careful about reading =
health books. You may die of a misprint.   Mark =
Twain

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, =
‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’  – Lillian Carter =
(mother of Jimmy Carter)
 
We could certainly slow the aging =
process down if it had to work its way through Congress. – Will =
Rogers

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a =
jury.  – Groucho Marx

My luck is so bad that if I bought a =
cemetery, people would stop dying.- Rodney Dangerfield

I don’t =
feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. – =
Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things =
that fish do in it. – W. C. Fields

Don’t worry about avoiding =
temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.- Winston =
Churchill

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty … But =
everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis =
Diller

 

By the time a =
man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. – =
Billy Crystal

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"