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01/29/19 Grif.Net – Long Sermons

01/29/19 Grif.Net – Long Sermons

[Here are the =
Top Ten Signs you’re in for a long sermon]

 

10.  =
There’s a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a =
cooler.

 

9.  The =
pews have camper hookups.

 

8.  You =
overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few extra cd’s =
on hand to record today’s sermon.

 

7.  The =
preacher has a box of cookies hidden in the =
pulpit.

 

6.  The =
preacher breaks his sermon for an =
“intermission”.

 

5.  The =
bulletins have pizza delivery menus.

 

4.  When =
the preacher asks a deacon to bring in sermon notes, he rolls in a =
4-drawer filing cabinet.

 

3.  The =
choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.

 

2.  =
Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the =
preacher turns up a four-foot tall hour-glass.

 

AND THE NUMBER =
ONE SIGN YOU’RE IN FOR A LONG SUNDAY SERMON

 

1.  The =
minister says, "You’ll be out in time to watch the super bowl" =
but it’s still a week away!

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"