“Sorry I =
followed your minivan so closely for 30 miles, but I was watching your =
kid’s movie and wanted to see how it =
ended.”
“Hi. My =
name is Jack and I just accidentally hit your car as I was parking. =
People saw me, so I’m writing this note to make it look like =
I’m giving you my contact and insurance information. =
I’m not. Jack”
“People =
like you should take the bus. Or learn to park =
properly.”
“Saw you =
crying as you left your car. Cheer up, your hair will look better in a =
week or two.”
“Who =
taught you to park, Stevie Wonder?”
“Some =
people have a way with words. Me not.”
“Less =
expensive than having it towed.” (Written in the peanut =
butter that covered his entire windshield)
“I =
followed you into the parking lot to see if your name was Katrina. =
Your driving is a disaster.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"