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06/09/17 Grif.Net – What I’ve Heard . . .

06/09/17 Grif.Net – What I’ve Heard . . .

I’ve heard that they are not going to make =
yardsticks any longer.

 

I’ve =
heard that you can get used batteries free of charge.

 

I’ve =
heard that not appreciating puns on a tombstone can be a grave mistake. =

 

I’ve heard that there are Flat Earth Society =
members all around the globe.

 

I’ve =
heard angry people say that autocorrect can go straight to =
he’ll.

 

I’ve heard that six out of seven dwarfs are not =
Happy.  (Yes, I’ve used that one before because it is sooooo =
good)

 

I’ve heard that Waldo wears red-striped shirts =
because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

 

I’ve =
heard that when the bakery burned, everything was saved except the =
bread. (It was toast.)

 

I’ve =
heard that the world origami competition was on TV but only on =
pay-per-view.

 

I’ve heard that anyone who jumps off the Pont =
Neuf bridge is probably in Seine.

 

I’ve =
heard people say you have to hand it to short people.  Makes sense. =
They probably can’t reach it on their own.

 

I’ve =
heard that you can check out of the Hotel Facebook, but you can never =
leave.

 

I’ve heard that the headquarters building at =
Apple has no windows.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"