I’ve heard that they are not going to make =
yardsticks any longer.
heard that you can get used batteries free of charge.
heard that not appreciating puns on a tombstone can be a grave mistake. =
I’ve heard that there are Flat Earth Society =
members all around the globe.
heard angry people say that autocorrect can go straight to =
I’ve heard that six out of seven dwarfs are not =
Happy. (Yes, I’ve used that one before because it is sooooo =
I’ve heard that Waldo wears red-striped shirts =
because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
heard that when the bakery burned, everything was saved except the =
bread. (It was toast.)
heard that the world origami competition was on TV but only on =
I’ve heard that anyone who jumps off the Pont =
Neuf bridge is probably in Seine.
heard people say you have to hand it to short people. Makes sense. =
They probably can’t reach it on their own.
heard that you can check out of the Hotel Facebook, but you can never =
I’ve heard that the headquarters building at =
Apple has no windows.
Dr Bob Griffin =
firstname.lastname@example.org www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =