04/03/17 Grif.Net – Word-Plays R Us

04/03/17 Grif.Net – Word-Plays R Us

[Keeping up the tradition on first workday of the =
month to offer some really bad puns]


Doctors tell =
us there are over two billion people who are overweight.  These, of =
course, are only round figures.


Venison for =
dinner again? Oh deer!


I followed a =
magician driving down the road, but suddenly he turned into a drive way. =


What did the mother say to her kids when she came home =
to find the sink piled high? Dishes a real mess!


Some river =
valleys are absolutely gorges.


And the =
best?  Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy. =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =