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09/01/15 Grif.Net – Puns Last

09/01/15 Grif.Net – Puns Last

[Months pass quickly, but puns last for generations. First weekday of the
month, so here is another batch]

The bicycle salesman broke his ankle and was unable to peddle his wares.

I was offered a job making venetian blinds, but I turned it down, because it
sounded like a shady business.

During our Wyoming drought, things just went from one ex-stream to another.

Although she was afraid of mice, it didn’t keep her from eeking out a living
at a pet store.

When news of a flood was leaked, Noah quickly built an ark.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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