[Twist on our monthly bad puns – this are pun-ishing definitions]
Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes.
Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
Alarms: What an octopus is.
Dockyard: A physician’s garden.
Oboe: An English tramp.
Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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