[Marilyn forwarded this timely collection for our enjoyment after the
embarrassment of the “debate” last night]
“If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.” Jay Leno
“The problem with political jokes is they get elected.” Henry Cate
“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”
Aesop
“If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union
speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.” Will Rogers
“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.” Nikita Khrushchev
“When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President; I’m
beginning to believe it.” Clarence Darrow
“Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
go out and buy some more tunnel.” John Quinton
“I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I
will stop telling the truth about them.” Adlai Stevenson
“A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.” Tex
Guinan
“I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
left to the politicians.” Charles de Gaulle
“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to
change the locks.” Doug Larson
“There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on
senators.” Will Rogers
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”