“The man who smiles when things go wrong has already thought of someone to
blame it on.” – Robert Bloch
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” Lily Tomlin
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what
you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain
“If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two,
and keep away from children.” – Jay Leno
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure
about the universe.” – Albert Einstein
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am
saying.” – Oscar Wilde
“Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.” – Will Rogers
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly
stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was
astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help
section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose” – George
Carlin
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”