School’s been out a while and terrible jokes, riddles and groaners are
missing from your kitchen table? NOT ANY MORE!!
Q. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what is four and five?
A. Nine.
Q. What do you call a hippie’s wife?
A. Mississippi
Q. What do you call someone who carries a dictionary in his jeans?
A. Smarty pants.
Q. What person can jump higher than a house?
A. Anyone. A house can’t jump.
Q. Where does Friday come before Thursday?
A. In the dictionary.
Q. What 8-letter word has only one letter in it?
A. Envelope.
Q. How did the skeleton know it was raining?
A. He could feel it in his bones.
Q. At what time do most people in China go to the dentist?
A. 2:30
Q. How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A. Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”