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08/24/09 Grif.Net – Truism Week, 1

08/24/09 Grif.Net – Truism Week, 1

[All true… Some more than others. Thanks to BJ for collecting these and
passing them on. Do YOU have favorite questions or statements? We will have
grif.net readers share on Friday]

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This
recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be
ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly
realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2
trips to bring my groceries in.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a
text.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is
absolutely petrifying.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”