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A friend shared a note that his wife had plastic surgery last week and = was having a slow and difficult recovery. I had to ask what the = surgery was all about. He replied, “I cut up her credit = cards”. = ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = bob@grif.net =…

The defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking = to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined." =   "It’s in the judge’s hands now," said the lawyer. =   "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" =…

A woman was = getting lunch ready when the phone rang.   "This is = the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He’s been caught = skipping class and told us a string of unbelievable = lies."   "I’ll say = he has," the woman replied. "I don’t have…

In the early = years of the 19th Century, renewed interest in publication = and distribution of Bibles, resulted in the creation of voluntary = associations of Christians, in different states and regions of the = United States, devoted to that end. By 1816, 130 Bible Societies has = sprung…

My son was in the lunchroom at school with two friends and they were = bragging about their fathers.   Matt said, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, = calls it a poem, and they give him $50."   A second friend Mark replied, "That’s…

Did you ever notice that . . . musicians play, doctors practice but = the rest of us have to work for a living? ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = bob@grif.net = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"

I was holding a Bible study for people who were new Christians just = beginning to understand the basic Bible stories that so many of us have = known  from childhood.  I asked “What do you think was = the greatest miracle in the Bible?”   Some answers were excellent…

In England, a tramp knocked on the door of a local inn known as = ‘St. George and the Dragon’. The landlady answered the door. =   The tramp said, “Could you give a poor man something to = eat?”   "No,” said the woman, slamming the door in his…

I’m not the = easiest guy in the world to get along with.   So when our = anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I = appreciated her tolerating me for the past 50 = years.   I ordered = flowers and told the florist…

She was = terribly ill for 18 months, and we’d all rushed to her bedside many = times over those tumultuous weeks.  Finally, worn out from the = months of battling illness, she told us that the time had come. = "This is too hard," she said.  "I want to…

Sue said, = “You know you’re drinking too much coffee when you go to AA = meetings just for the free coffee.”   Tim said, = “If life gives you melons, = you’re probably dyslexic.”   Ken said, = “You should never date a tennis player.  Love means nothing =…

When a new dentist set up in town he quickly acquired a reputation of = being the ‘Painless’ Dentist. However a local little girl named Gemmy = disputed his claim.   ‘He’s a fake!’ Gemmy told her friends. ‘He’s not painless at all. When = he stuck his finger in…

In a first grade class in Las Vegas, the teacher asked Mason if he = knew his numbers.   "Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." =   "Good. What comes after three?"   "Four," answers little Mason.   "What comes after six?"   "Seven."   "Very good,"…