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[Between my kids and my grandkids, we are coming up = with some ‘variants’ of the traditional ‘wise = sayings’ of past generations]   “A = place for everything and everything all over the = place.”   “Still water still runs all = over.”   “If it ain’t broke, don’t…

[What we can learn about life from the familiar = lines of Psalm 23] The Lord is my Shepherd   THAT’S RELATIONSHIP!   I = shall not want   THAT’S = SUPPLY!     He maketh me to lie down in green = pastures   THAT’S = REST!    …

[Every summer we try to add to our = “it’s so hot” repertoire.  Selected these for = this year’s heat wave.  It has been 90F+ for 19 of the past = 21 days.  Ugh.] It’s So Hot . . . I saw a chicken lay an = omelet   It’s…

[Overheard some word-plays in = my summertime travels and getting ready to pass them on to unsuspecting = grandkids]   My company is better at = making suntan lotion than our competitors, but I don=1B$B!G=1B(Bt like = to rub it in.   What did the air conditioning = unit say…

It was at a miniature golf course on a = brutal 95F day in Florida that was overrun with tourists when I saw a = father with 3 kids making the rounds. "Who’s winning?" I asked = cheerfully. "I am" said one child.  =   "No, I am" said another.…

A three-year-old scared his family = this summer by disappearing during a lakeside vacation. More than a = dozen friends and relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and = everyone was relieved when they found little Alex playing calmly in the = woods. "Listen to me, Alex," his mother said…

[Preparing to see grandkids, so HAVE = to have some jokes for them!] Q: What did the pig say at the = beach on a hot summer’s day?A: I’m bacon! Q: What do you call = six weeks of rain in Scotland?A: Summer! Q: How do you = prevent a…

Let’s see if I understand how America works lately = . . .   If you burn your thighs on hot coffee you’re = holding in your lap while driving, you blame the restaurant. =   If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame some = rock ‘n’ roll musician…

Our pastor preached one of his best sermons = ever last week. A lady in the congregation praised him highly and = suggested that he should publish a collection of his best = sermons.   The preacher told her he was planning that = they be published posthumously.   To…

Preacher: = “Can everyone hear me in the back?” Voice = from the back: “Yes, but I wouldn’t mind changing seats with = someone who can’t.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = bob@grif.net www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

I’m not saying the preaching at our church is = boring, but the members voted to serve coffee after the sermon instead = of before.   This is = to make sure members are fully awake before driving = home.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = bob@grif.net www.grif.net = "Jesus…

I had just preached one of my top-drawer sermons, = and was met by a little old lady at the door who = shared:   "You know Pastor, every sermon you preach is = better than your next one."   Okay . = . .   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin…

In the children’s sermon I said, ‘We have = been learning how powerful Kings and Queens were in Bible times. But, = there is a Higher Power.  Can anybody tell me what it = is?’   One child blurted out, ‘Aces!’   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = bob@grif.net www.grif.net =…