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God proved His = love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God = saying to the world, ‘I love you.’ – Billy = Graham   God loves each = of us as if there were only one of us. – Saint = Augustine  …

[Thanks to Lynn for this story].    I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. The little girl saw an = unwrapped piece of candy on the ground, picked it up and started to put = it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and…

A man walked into the bank, pulled out a gun, and robbed the = bank.  As he walked away, his mask slipped down off his = face.   So he turned back and asked the first customer in line, "Did you = see me rob this bank?"  The customer replied,…

A Texan rancher headed to Australia for a vacation. There he met an = Aussie farmer and got talking.   The Aussie showed off his big wheat field and the Texan said, = "Oh, we have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". =   Then they walk…

[I have 1400 Facebook friends. As I checked their posts, I’m = thinking I might need a new class of friend.] From Richard = – I was diagnosed with kleptomania, but I’m taking stuff for = it.   From Christina – I called my boss and asked if I could…

Heard it was = "Tax Season", so assumed I can hunt any Federal IRS agent I = see.  Anyone know if there is a limit on = ’em?   On the bottom of = the new 1040: “To save time, please make out your tax check to = China”.  …

Debbie = McDaniel, a pastor’s wife, stated simply, “Christ is = King”. Here are FIVE TRUTHS that draw us closer towards = Christ, reminding us that He alone is King.   1. God’s Word = tells us the people cut palm branches and waved them in the air, laid =…

A local Wyoming property manager was showing a single-family home to a = prospective tenant and asking the usual = questions:   "Professionally employed?" he asked. =   "My husband is a welder in the oil field," the wife = answered.   "Children?"   "Oh, yes, ages six, nine and…

Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. =   Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do = something REALLY big.   Don’t listen to critics – just do what has to be done. =   Build on high ground.   For…

My friend in California was driving down the street and passed an = intersection with a traffic camera. As he drove through, it flashed. =   Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he thought he was well = under the legal limit, he turned around and, going even…

As I’m getting on in years, I went to see my lawyer and said = ,"I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go = about it."   My lawyer tried to relieve my concern and said, "No problem, just = leave it all…

Jim Augustin = sends ten truly terrible puns and word plays on the “ONE-th of = every MONth”.  Occasionally I have “borrowed” a = pun or two for my meager offerings.  But April 2019 from Jim was = worth forwarding to you in total, as March Madness morphs into April…

I saw him in = the church building for the first time last Wednesday. He was in his = late-70’s with silver hair and a neat brown suit. Many times in the past = I had invited him to come. Several friends had talked to him about the = Lord…