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1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure = for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand = soap?   2. Is August too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? = I’m running out of things to do.   3. When this virus…

[Folks always = wonder about me, so here are some tell-all answers to questions my blog = fans asked]   Question: When = you were in college, what book helped you the most? = Bob: My = parent’s checkbook.   Question: Who = is the richest many in China? Bob:…

[Quoting my = friends always brings a smile or grimace to my = face]   Hans Z said, = “A friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries, so I = tried it.  Didn’t like it. Going back to whipped = cream.”   Lyssa Z = reminds us, “It…

My friend = Bruce said that he found his son chewing on electrical cords, so he had = to ground him. ·         =   He was = shocked, but currently the boy’s doing better and conducting = himself properly. ·         =   ·         = I wonder watt = he said…

[Th= is is a reprint of a true story of my wife’s ministry here in = Wyoming]   My = wife doctors many missionaries and we send packages of natural health = products anywhere in the world they are needed. One couple had struggles = in a foreign land because…

[Seriously, = ordered a medical device from Miami on July 7th. Postal = tracking showed it shipped July 10th and subsequent tracking = over the weeks showed this 4”x8” box in New Jersey, Los = Angeles, four different days in Denver and three times in Casper.  = Finally delivered August…

"Always = wear a hat when feeding seagulls." — Rocky, age = 9   "Sleep in = your clothes, so you’ll be dressed for school in the morning" — = Stephanie, age 8   "Don’t = flush the toilet when your dad’s in the shower." — Lamar, age = 10…

"Beware = of the school lunch room food when it looks like it’s moving." ~ = Rob, age 10   "Stay = away from prunes." ~ Randy, age 9   "Never = dare your little brother to paint the family car." ~ Phillip, age = 13   "Forget = the…

English is a strange language. Many of its words = come from long-dead "folk languages" of Britain, Germany and = Denmark that used short, guttural words to describe everything. These = were incorporated into German, the MAIN SOURCE of common English words = today!   Many English labels of body…

[First weekday = of each month we post amazing (rarely) or lame (mostly) word = plays]   He felt a = sense of building excitement as he headed to the DIY = store.   Someone stole = my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word. =  …

Daniel Darling, VP of National Religious Broadcasters, = wrote this week:   "Follower of Jesus." A follower of Jesus = myself, I normally like to see those words on someone’s Twitter profile. = Lately, however, I’m reluctant to scroll down for fear that this same = follower has cussed out…

** A messy = kitchen is a happy kitchen and my kitchen is = delirious.   ** No husband = has ever been shot while doing the dishes.   ** A husband = is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just = cleaned the whole…

YOU= MIGHT BE A PASTOR IF…   ~ = You’ve waded in a creek wearing a necktie.   ~ = You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to waken and discover that = you were.   ~ = You’d rather negotiate with terrorists than with the church = organist.  …