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MORE real headlines that make you scratch your head . = . .   **NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP =   **CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED = NEEDY   **XRAYS OF TEACHER’S HEAD REVEALS = NOTHING   **KIDS MAKE NUTRTIOUS SNACKS   **LAWMAKERS =…

Did you hear = about the quarterback who faked the throw and ran the ball?  = It was a faux = pass.   Did you hear = about the old lady who lived in a shoe?  When she = became an empty-nester, she moved to a flat.   Did you…

[“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said = in a rather scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean = – nothing more nor less.”   So let us find a = “meaning” and then MAKE UP new words to match = it.]   ATHLETHARGY =3D the…

[Despite = pleas, the first weekday of the month is replete with so-called = humor]   If your = birthday is today, you obviously weren’t born yesterday. =   Don’t interrupt me when I’m working intently on a puzzle or = you may hear some crosswords.   An outrageous =…

Happiness = keeps you sweet.   Trials keep = you strong.   Sorrow keeps = you human.   Failure keeps = you humble.   Courage keeps = you going.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = bob@grif.net = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"

‘If my = grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes from a box, she would turn = over in her gravy.”   “My = family asked me not to tell any lame ‘Dad Jokes’ at the = table, but I couldn’t quit cold = turkey.”   “Not = saying I ate…

Whereas it is = the duty of all Nations = to acknowledge the providence of almighty God, to obey his will, to be = grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and = favor – and Whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint = Committee…

Marilyn said, “When I was a little girl my brother = would always say ‘Excuse my French’ after a cuss word. My first = day of school the teacher asked if anyone knew French. I raised my hand.”   Bryan asked, “Should I tell a sodium joke?  = Na.”(I agree,…

[Not saying I = am old but did have this conversation with a 20-something last = week]   Him:  = “Do you still like Eminem?”   Me: “I = prefer Skittles.”   Him: = “No, I meant the rapper.”   Me: “Why = would you eat the wrapper?”   Him:…

[Reading his story, I’m thinking my friend/former = co-worker Wayne and his bride may need some MORE counseling. He says . . = . ]   My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person = she’s ever known in all her life.I’m not buying it.   My wife…

Lord, you know = better than I myself know, that I am growing older and will someday be = old. Keep me from being talkative and particularly from the fatal = habit of thinking that I must say something about every subject and on = every occasion.   Release me…

[Final batch = of silly jokes from olden days of youth] Where’s = Grandma’s Purse by Robin Nana   Guide to = Preserving Fruit and Vegetables by Mason Jar   Stopping By = the Woods on a Fall Morning by Seymour = Treese   Lullaby by = Sarah Nade  …

[Another day, = another trip down memory lane of juvenile = joking] How to Write a = Mystery Novel by Paige Turner   The Great = English Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon   Tight = Situation by Leah Tard   Meeting in = France by Ron DeVous   A Trip…