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[Wise and = funny words about the joys of travel]   “When = preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. The = take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Susan = Heller   “I’= ve found that there ain’t no surer way to…

Q: Why was the = little girl in ancient Egypt so upset? A: Someone = told her that her daddy was a mummy.   Q: Why did the = thief stop to take a bath during the robbery? A: He wanted = to make a clean getaway.   Q: Why…

Some years = ago, Boeing employees who were working on a decommissioned plane decided = to steal the life raft from the 747 and take it down the Stillaguamish = River for a joy ride.   Imagine their = surprise when part way down the rapids of the river they…

[Thinking some = of my friends may have had a little too much time in quarantine as I = read their ideas on simplifying life] 1. Old = telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the = names and addresses of people you don’t know. 2. Fool…

The= inevitable is coming.   Tru= mp is temporary.   He = may win again. He may not.   He = may live a long time. He may die.   You= are terrified over it.   I = get it. I used to be terrified of Democrats winning and relieved…

A student = informed me that Jesus proclaimed His ‘THESIS ON APIARY = PSYCHOLOGY’ in the Sermon on the Mount.   Now, I had to = admit to him that I’d never heard of it.  =   But then he = mentioned that I might know it my its shortened…

[Throwing a = bone to many of our younger readers and offer humor a grade-schooler = would enjoy. Here’s a dozen fun riddles – some may trip up = adults, too.]   Q: What has 18 = legs and catches flies? A: A baseball = team.   Q: What is…

[Sometimes we = get requests for a previous grif.net blog because it was so good (or so = bad).  This was asked for twice in the past two weeks, so figure = it’s time for a rerun] In the dim and distant pastWhen = life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used…

[Additional = old, now new, descriptions of students back in the classroom after = months of virus shut-down]   13. She must = have gotten into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t = watching. 14. This = students shows a room temperature IQ. 15. He has = a full…

[Some old, now = new, all way too close to reality. Feel free to use any of these = describing students finally back in the classroom after months of virus = shut-down]   1. Works well = only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a =…

A = wise teacher once brought balloons to school, told her pupils to blow = them up and write their name on one. After the children tossed their = balloons into the hall, the teacher moved through the hall mixing them = all up.   The= kids were given three…

A friend = ordered breakfast at a local fast-food place. When she got her soda, she = noticed that it has a "contest game piece" on the side of the = cup.   She peeled off = the sticker and instantly started screaming, "I won a motor = home!"  …

Seems that as = we are all aging, my friends now are more like = plants.   Most have gone = to seed, but others to pot.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = bob@grif.net = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"