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[This is a repeat Grif.Net from January 1999 when = I’d been serving as a college professor in = Minnesota] Talking to my class = the other day, I mentioned a "happy fizzies’ = party".  Needless to say, that reference was as out of place = as Pinkie Lee, Howdy…

[MORE Bumper = Snickers making their rounds about town] “It’s been = Monday all week”   “All = generalizations are false”   “Honk if = you love peace and quiet”   “Pardon = my driving. I’m reloading”   “I took = an I.Q. test.  The results were = negative”  …

"I’ve = just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. = "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was = recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it = all, tonsillitis was followed by = appendectomy."   "Wow! How…

[As long as = I’ve whined about drivers, check out these classic bumper = stickers.]   “I’= ve had amnesia as long as I can remember”   “Ask me = about my vow of silence”   “Nobody&#= 8217;s perfect.  I am a nobody.”   “Gravity:= Not just a good idea;…

[My long-time = friend Wayne went thru 2018 watching his sweet wife Ev who was battling = cancer slowly transitioning from this world to the next. He wrote this = tribute at Christmas]   I was in my = study late on Christmas Eve and for some reason sat back…

[LAST batch of = complaints about annoying drivers] 10. Drivers whose parking is = so careless/crooked they take up more than one = spot.   9. Drivers = without proper placard parking in the marked handicapped spots (and = making me walk much further).   8. Drivers who continue to…

TEN MORE ways = drivers annoy me   10. Cars with = bumper stickers saying “Vote For Carter for = President”.   9. Drivers who = can’t grasp what the directional arrows painted on lanes at the = mall parking lot indicate.   8. Drivers who = signal for a…

Ten ways OTHER = DRIVERS ANNOY ME:   10. Try to = suffocate me with their diesel exhaust fumes at every red = light.   9. Drivers = whose bumper stickers are too small to read without tailgating = them.   8. Slow cars = in the fast lane.  …

Warning to all = Grif.Net readers.   I don’t know = WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!  I’ve always used = shampoo in the shower and when I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my = whole body.  Finally read the warning on the shampoo label: = "FOR…

50 years ago, = a preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a = dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not = appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the = Health Department.  …

TYPICAL = RESOLUTIONS include: #1- Resolved = to “lose weight” #2- Resolved = to “manage debt” #3- Resolved = to “prioritize family over work” #4- Resolved = to “exercise/get in better physical = shape” #5- Resolved = to “eat right” #6- Resolved = to "spend more time with the spouse…

[Is the new = year already boring and hum-drum? Here are some fun activities for you = to try to bring excitement and fun into your life at the office, at home = or just about anywhere]   1) At lunch = time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on…

[US States = often boast of being a historic “first” in any given = category.  Can you guess the correct state for each of these = historic “first’s”?  Bonus points for correct = year/decade]   1. FIRST state = with a public county library?   2. FIRST state = with…