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Everyone needs = to believe in something. I believe in = chocolate.      I don’t suffer = from stress. I am a = carrier.      Work harder. People = on welfare depend on = you.      Errors have been made. = Others will be blamed.      I’m = out of bed and dressed. What more do you =…

If we quit = voting, will they go = away?      When money talks, no = one criticizes its accent.      I = refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed = person.      Tell me what you = need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without = it.      Due to inflation, the…

A cyber-friend = of mine wrote me a note in July 2000 and I came across it this morning . = . .   “I am = enjoying your great sense of humor, of which you cannot hide between = serious lines. You have a great webpage at www.grif.net  and…

[After sharing = SIGNS of growing older, we need some hard-learned ADVICE on handling = advancing years.] You should not = be afraid to die. Just plan NOT to be there when it = happens.   Get used to = the idea that in retirement you never get a day…

[This week = we’ve shared new/old SIGNS of growing older.  Here is some = hard-learned ADVICE on handling advancing = years.] Remember that = you’re so old all of your friends in heaven think you probably = didn’t make it anyway.   Quit worrying = about your health. It’ll go…

EVEN MORE = SIGNS YOU ARE GROWING OLD   You find it is = easier to get older than it is to get wiser.   You recognize = that some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the = hydrant.   You wish the = buck really stopped here, since…

TEN MORE SIGNS = YOU ARE GROWING OLD   You know all = the answers, but nobody asks the questions.   You are a = "17" around the neck, a "46" around the waist and a = "112" around the golf course.   You find = yourself giving good advice…

[In January we = listed signs of ‘groaning old’ and faithful grif net readers = added some suggestions.  Most not ‘new’, but then, = neither are we.] TEN SIGNS YOU ARE GROWING = OLD   You start = complaining that "They’re building car seats too = low!"   Your ears…

When Queen = Victoria reigned in England, she occasionally would visit some of the = humble cottages of her subjects. One time she entered the home of a = widow and stayed to enjoy a brief period of Christian = fellowship.      Later, the poor = woman was taunted by her worldly…

[August is the = last chance for road trips and vacations with the kids.  Want to = entertain them with age-appropriate . . . and lame . . . jokes?  = Try some of these before the school bell rings.] Q: What do you = get when you combine an…

A neighbor was discussing the expected arrival of a new = brother for her 4-year-old son, Alex. He wanted to know when the baby = would come, and she told Alex that you can’t predict the exact = date of birth.   “You were expected on July 19th,” = she…

Two gentlemen boarded a = coast-to-coast flight and were seated next to each other on the = plane.    After = breezing through the in-flight magazine, the first man turned to the = other and asked, “What do you do for a = living?”   The = gentleman replied: "I…

Mary R wrote, = “I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need = everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later, and if = it’s a success, I will be totally out of debt. I’m so =…