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[British = comedian Tommy Cooper has made an art-form of “non-sequitur = humor” that still causes me to chuckle = today]   I backed a = horse last week at ten to one. It came in at = quarter past four.       I was having = dinner with chess…

At our house = we are going full iPro into technology . . .   Son =3D = iPod   Daughter =3D = iPad   Mom =3D = iPhone   Dad =3D = iPaid   Dog = iPeed   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net = "Jesus =…

Son: = “Mom, can I get $20?” Mom: = “Does it look like I’m made of = money?” Son: = “Well, isn’t that what M.O.M stands = for?”   ~~ Daughter: = “I can’t find my blouse this morning. I don’t think = Mom will mind me asking even if…

Q: What is = black, covered with feathers and flies? A: A dead = crow.   Q: What is the = meaning of a =E2=80=98true friend=E2=80=99? A: One who = remembers your birthday but not your age.   Q: Where can = you find your grandmother in a hurry? A:…

My = six-year-old son was overly excited to fly on a “big” plane = for the first time. He asked what type of jet we were on, and I showed = him the card in the seat-pocket in front of us.  A Boeing 747. =   As he sat in…

On April 26, 1992, a bi-racial baby was born to a young = woman who did not want to keep him. Fortunately for that child she chose = to give him up for adoption instead of having him killed in the womb. =   His mother carried the baby to…

While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for = an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, = “Your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all = right?”   The boy became very quiet.  …

“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed = gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside the country = inn. So, he invited the old man inside for a sandwich and = tea.   As they sipped their tea, the gentleman thought he’d = humor the old…

[Keeping up = our attempt at dinner-table-friendly jokes for the children, we offer = another ten jokes, riddled with humor]   Q: What month = of the year do soldiers hate the most? A: = March.   Q: What can be = served but never eaten? A: A = Volleyball.…

Frank M = boasts, “I’ve learned a lot from my mistakes, so I’ve decided to = make many more. This way I can continue = learning.”   Sharon C = requests, “At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw = it into the crowd to see who…

[Up to = “J” and “K” in our Tom Swifty word plays on the = first weekday of each month]   "My = wife’s valuable Chinese necklace has been stolen," said Tom = jadedly.   "Your = meat, madam!" announced the two butcher boys = jointly.   “I tend =…

John Newton = (1725-1807) the author of much-beloved “Amazing Grace”, = shared how the afflictions in his life at sea as a slave-trading captain = were God’s way of calling His prodigal = home.   Afflictions, = though they seem severe,In mercy oft are = sent.They stopped the prodigal’s career,And forced him to…

Mastercard:= Chinese takeout: $19.77   Price of gas = to get there: $2.90   Making it all = the way home and realizing that they forgot to put in one of the = containers:   Riceless   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net = "Jesus = Knows Me,…