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Working on REAL plans for my health in 2023. We live in a 55-ac= re retirement village in the lovely city of Watertown, with hundreds of ind= ependent-living residents in 4 apartment complexes or 72 surrounding homes = (like ours) + 2 assisted living, a memory-care unit, and a nursing…

It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn’t an Olympic even= t. Having a weapon in school meant b= eing caught with a slingshot.   Nobody was prettier than Mom. Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.   It was a huge = deal to finally be tall enough to ride…

Lawyer: Now, = I’m sure you are an honest and intelligent man.Witness: Thank = you. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the = compliment.   ~~Lawyer: = Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead = people? Witness: All = of them.  Live people put up too much…

I won $3 = million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of = it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.   My kids say = that’ I’m so cheap that when I die, I’m going to walk = toward the light. Then turn it…

We heard that = a coffee shop imported an exotic coffee and charged $12 a cup. Since the = drink didn’t have a name, customers suggested calling it . . = . **Mocha Dinero **Cost-a-la= tte **Brokefest = Blend **Excesso**Ka-Ching-accino **Goldbean = Sachs **Caf=E9 au Laitaway   ~~ANSWERS TO =…

[Today’s = quiz is to figure out the LARGEST CITY (in population) on well-known = rivers, lakes, seas, or oceans of our world. Thinking caps required = – these are VERY, VERY hard, and many are NOT what one commonly = assumes. Of course, many are obvious and easy. Joy…

[Many = expressed appreciations for advice/encouragement each weekend in January = so I thought I’d continue sharing wisdom of others on the first = Saturday of each month. For the next few months, I will share some where = the source is cloudy or unknown. The truth, however, is very…

[Continuing = our thoughts and wishes to return to our youth, a nicer time in = life]   Money issues = were handled by whoever was the banker in = “Monopoly.”   Catching the = fireflies could happily occupy an entire = evening. Decisions were = made by going =…

Did you know . = . . that you can’t beat a hard-boiled egg for = breakfast?   Did you know . = . . that a movie about “hot dogs” was once a real oscar = weiner?   Did you know . = . . that most Americans find…

[It’s = the 1st of the Month and that means PUNS.  Our Tom = Swifty adverbs are from the letter “O” for = February.]   "What’s a = wide-angle lens?" asked Tom obtusely.   “My = bicycle wheel is damaged,” lamented Tom = outspokenly   “I = prefer trout to…

[As with part = 1, this is purported to be summaries of the Bible from elementary = school-aged children. Some of it might be from kids; most = not]   When Mary = heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna = Carta.   When the three…

[WE ARE TOLD = “children were asked questions about the Bible and their answers = have not been retouched nor corrected; all spelling is original.” = Some seem a little too clever for a child and methinks are about as pure = as the driven slush]   In the first…

“I care = not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I = think of what I do.” – = Theodore Roosevelt   “Everythi= ng you’ve ever wanted is sitting on the other side of fear.” = – George = Addair   “Be…