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[With the coast-to-coast storms of the past week, this anonymou= s British poem from yesteryear seems to be in our forecast] Whether = the weather be fine Or whether the weather be not, Whether the = weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather th= e weather…

[Cards and hearts adorn our house all February. Here are bits a= nd pieces of poems that adorn my heart.] She walks in beauty, like t= he night Of cloudless climes and starry skie= s; And all that’s best of dark and bri= ght Meet in her aspect and her…

[More than simple Dad Jokes to which we all groan expectedly, h= ere are a couple of ramped up (or down) in perspective]   Dad: Where do rainbows go= if they are bad? Kid: I don’t know Dad: PrismKid: Really?Dad: Yes. Obviou= sly, they just get a light sentence. &n=…

And the true, short story of every parent: “My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end.&#822= 1;   Sin= ce I worked so hard keeping the house tidy, I started a new job as a street= cleaner today to get paid for it. There&#82= 17;s no training…

Found out most men in Wisconsin prefers brooms over vacuum clea= ners when it comes to tidying the floors. So= rry if that seems a sweeping generalization.   Salesman: “Ma’am, this = vacuum cleaner is so great that it will cut all your work by half!” Woman: “That’s fantastic! Give…

My cousin wanted to know if I knew any laundry puns.= I told her that I’ve got loads of them.   After ironing = all the clothes, my mom accidentally dropped the whole pile of laundry. I witnessed it all unfold.   Ironing puns aren’t = as bad as everyone…

I’m really not into spring cleaning. Come to think of it, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter = cleaning either.   I feel like I should clean the house. I’m going to lay down until the feeling passes.   You never know what yo= u have until you clean…

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Ken M related, “As a kid, I wanted to play the guitar bad= ly. After hard work, practice, and dedication, I can now play the guitar ba= dly.”   Janelle B admitted, “Adulting is a soup, and I am a fork.&#8221= ;   Noah= L asked, “If the customer is…

Halfway between New York City and = Washington, D.C., the train’s engine fell silent, and it coasted to a stop.=   The conductor announ= ced, "I’ve got good news and bad news.”   “The bad news is we lost power." = My fellow passengers groaned.   "The good news," he…

My girlfriend has trouble spe= lling. She texted me, "Wanna come over? I just made synonym buns.&quot= ;   So, I smiled as I texted her back, "You mean like gram= mar use to make?"   I have= n’t heard from her since.   ~~ANSWERS TO LOVE SONG QUIZ~~ 1.…

Popular Love Songs – how many do YOU know?  I will l= ist a song you can probably hum. YOUR JOB is to recall WHO (or what group) = sang the song and made it popular. Many students think fill-in-the-blank qu= estions are the hardest. Either you know the answer…

[Not sure if she will hug your neck or wring it if you try some= of these lousy jokes on your sweetheart]’   Q. Do you have a date for Valent= ine’s Day this year? A. Yes. February = 14th   Q. What did a Bic lighter say to his…