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Today is #73 of the 365 days this year, and I invite you to cel= ebrate March 14th with me. &= nbsp; March 14 is NATIONAL PI DAY because 3 (Marc= h), 1, and 4 are the first three digits of Pi. Celebrate by eating . . . CH= IPS! …

Cali T shared, “My 17-year-old so has been doing chores s= ince I got home. Mowed. Pulled weeds. Took out garbage. As any seasoned par= ent knows, I am more suspicious than grateful.” =   Keith B admitted, “As= I watch the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are…

Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desir= e. If you did, what would there be to lo= ok forward to?   Be thankful when you don’t know something. It gives you the opportunity to learn. =   Be thankful for t= he difficult times. During those times…

[Winter is making another run thru the USA and thought everyone= needs some good advice on coping with March cold and snow.  Couldn&#8= 217;t find any, so you get my ideas instead.] = Watch your step . . . it could be your last.   Hot chocolate is like a…

**The boy helping the clerk at the grocery store asked me if I = would like the milk in a bag. I said, &#8220= ;No, just leave it in the carton.”   **Think my wife left me because I’= m too insecure. Never mind she’s back,= she was just at…

I ADMIT . . . > I hav= en’t spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interru= pt her.   > I have a clean conscience – obviously, it’s never been used.   > I = love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even…

[Many know famous novels by their FIRST lines.  But what a= bout how they end?  Here are the LAST lines of a dozen famous books. S= ome well-known, some obscure, some self-evident, some cryptic.  Your j= ob is to guess BOOK (and AUTHOR if you know it).  That is tough…

[We all have heard “common phrases” used by parents= or adult when we were younger.  Many are “regional”, some= “ethnic”, and all “memorable”!  Here are a fe= w of mine and would love to hear some of your favorite phrases from childho= od]   &#= 8220;If it was a snake,…

[First weekend of each month are quotations that pack a punch w= here I need it. Couldn’t verify origination of any of these that focu= s on “doing”.]  = “Do something today that your future self will t= hank you for.”   “You will never always be motivated, so you…

State/Local Laws in Wisconsin have me scratching my head. Here = are some examples:   1. It is illegal for restaurants to serve Margarine unless spe= cifically requested by the consumer. &n= bsp; 2. If two trains meet, neither may proceed u= ntil one of them moves.   3. Livestock…

Both of my friends asked me what was going on in my life. = So I shared this update about my life.   > My daughter gave me a ‘World’s Best= Dad’ mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.   > My dog is smart. I aske= d him…

[We continue monthly puns from Tom Swifty humor, moving on to t= he letter “P”.  “I offer this list as a gift to you,= ” said Bob presently.]   "My pencil is dull," said Tom pointlessly.=   &quot= ;Yes, I stole the glass from the windows," said Tom painstakingly.  …

[Am I alone thinking that the level of “help” in so= me shops has gone down faster than my retirement savings under this adminis= tration?]   **At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding t= he price for my cucumber. “Maybe the = list is alphabetical,” I offered.…