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**I was confused as to how much lettuce to buy from the grocery= store, so I texted the wife. Turns out two = heads are better than one.  = **Went to the grocery store. I asked if they had stric= t covid precautions. They told me gloves and a mask…

One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a pub= lic building with a cup by his feet and a sign that read: "I am blind,= please help."   An ad writer was walking by and stopped to observe. He = saw that the blind man…

My wife and I keep on collecting 5k race t-shirts, without ever= actually participating in the races. It&#82= 17;s our running joke. &nbsp= ; I’m not very good at pressing my shirts. And I say that with no sense of irony.   Why do I wear a co= wboy shirt?…

Once long ago, a fisherman heard beautiful singing while he was= alone at sea. He followed the enchanting voice until he came upon a singin= g yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible, so he caught t= he fish, kept it alive and returned home.   He showed…

Why does the military only allow uniform dress shirts at its ce= remonies? Because civilian casual tees are u= nacceptable.   What kind of shirts do Wisconsin farmers wear? = Crop tops.   My friend loses his cool every time he tries to arrange his= shirts in the wardrobe. I…

A guy asks his friend from Rome what size a shirt was. He looked at the XL on the tag and says, "Must = be a size 40."   When my grandfather first came to this country, he had noth= ing but a shirt on his back. When the immigr=…

[Who would think that shirts can be funny? Welcome to a week of= grif net humor on the subject.] Her: I’m leaving. I am sick o= f you wearing a different tee shirt every half an hour. Me: Wait. I can change. &nb= sp; Why does Waldo wear a striped…

When God re-gened my heart, giving me true repentance and fa= ith to believe the Gospel (March 17, 1957), He saved my eternal SOUL from h= ell.  I await the day when He saves this aging BODY and makes it etern= ally new.  Meanwhile, I am commanded in the Bible…

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Don Sherman was a resident comedian on board the "Summi= t", our ship of choice for a cruise to Hawaii and back 15+ years ago. = He kept all in stitches with a hilarious evening show in the Celebrity Thea= ter, and he also met in the afternoon in a…

**My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery sto= re. But I have no idea how to tell if a lemo= n is in a relationship or not.   **I looked down sweetly at my daughter and said, &= #8220;It’s always been my dream to…

Today is #73 of the 365 days this year, and I invite you to cel= ebrate March 14th with me. &= nbsp; March 14 is NATIONAL PI DAY because 3 (Marc= h), 1, and 4 are the first three digits of Pi. Celebrate by eating . . . CH= IPS! …