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A Saints fan was driving down by the bayou when he spotted a Colts fan walking along the road wearing a blue Manning jersey. In Louisiana, can you imagine? For fun, he swerved near him, veering away just in time. Though he was certain he had missed the guy, he…

An Indianapolis fan was enjoying himself at the game at the 2010 Super Bowl until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, “Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We never…

In order to save his marriage, a brilliant Saints fan who had married a slow-witted Colts fan agreed to undergo experimental brain surgery to lower his IQ so that he too can root for the Colts. After the procedure, as he was being wheeled into recovery, the surgeon went up…

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals. At the start of the second half the big…

The linebacker was helped by his teammates to the sideline. He yelled at the team physician, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to hear in a…

Serious subject caught my attention. Even though President Obama is against off shore drilling for our country (though that may change), he signed an executive order to loan $2,000,000,000 (two billion) of our taxpayers dollars to a Brazilian Oil Exploration Company (which is the 8th largest company in the entire…

[Bob J forwarded these very astute observations on growing older] ~Your kids are becoming you and you don’t like them, but your grandchildren are perfect! ~When people say you look “Great”, they always add “for your age!” ~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have…

On a visit to Moscow I was required to take a tour of Lenin’s tomb. Was this a communist plot? I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic. Why do people say “close proximity”? Is there a…

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for upcoming birthday. “Yes,” came the answer. “I’ve bought her both a belt and a bag to go with it.” “That was very kind of you,” Jim added, “I hope she appreciated the thought.” Tony smiled as he…

A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, “Zach proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a Hell.” Her mother replied,…

[Actual remarks made by soccer commentators – forwarded to me by someone who mistakenly thinks I care about soccer] 1. Well, it is Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. He had an eternity to play that…

[Associated Press] The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consul [omitted], at Bergen, Norway. Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a…

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. When asked about it, the fellow mentioned that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it. “Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector. “Why, Yes! That was it!”…