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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce,= and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She r= eplied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the = property with a stream running by." "No," he said, &q= uot;I mean what is…

An older lady was caught shoplifting. On court day the lady, ac= companied by her husband, stood before the judge   The judge asks, "Why did yo= u shoplift?"   She said, "I was hungry."   The judge said, "What did = you take?"   She replied, "A can of…

A police officer stopped a speeding car.=A0 The driver was dres= sed like a convict for a Halloween costume party.   When he got to the station, he = found he had actually arrested a municipal Judge of his city.   He quickly learned = to never book a judge…

[Challenging quiz, offering 15 more “lines” from fa= mous works of literature that you can answer in 1, 2 or (for a perfect win)= BOTH ways – giving the correct AUTHOR and/or correct BOOK.  Did= I mention “tough”? A couple of softballs, but there is no &#82= 20;present under the…

It was nearing Christmas, and the judge was in a merry mood as = he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”   “Doing my C= hristmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.   “That’s no off= ense”, said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?= ”  …

[The first weekend of each month is a time to encourage and ins= pire our blog readers to greater achievement and aspiration.] &#8220= ;Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.”~&n= bsp;John R Wooden   “The only guarantee for failure is to stop trying”~ John C. Maxwell…

[More than 1/2 of all Americans live where they will have a = warm Christmas, not a white one. Florida, the Gulf Coast, Arizona, Californ= ia – I felt sorry for them until a heard this Christmas Song for them]=   (sun= g to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")  …

Money can buy a house, but not a home. Money can buy a bed, but not sleep. Money can buy a clock, but not time. Money can buy a book, but not knowledge. Money can buy food, but not an appetite. Money can buy position, but not respect. Money can…

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I&quo= t;.   ELLEN: I IS…   TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I AM."=   ELLE= N: But it doesn’t sound right.   TEACHER: Say, “I AM” like= I taught you.   ELLEN: Okay. I AM the ninth letter of the alphabet.…

[What do you think about some relatively easy quiz questions?&n= bsp; I agree!  So, I mixed 4 or 5 of them in this Quiz and called it &= #8220;E-Z”.  Cute.  Just fill in the blanks. Easy.]   1. Who, in 19= 03, was the first woman to win a Nobel…

[On the first weekday of each month, we try to buoy the humor l= evel of our readers with high-quality puns or word play.  That this se= ldom is the result does not hinder our continued efforts. Hence today&#8217= ;s lame offering of ten more.]   Went to the doctor…

Did you ever think someone could show you love through a bologn= a sandwich?   I didn’t think so either.   Until I found out that my then-boyf= riend-now-husband (a poor, broke, medical school student at the time) spent= close to two months eating bologna sandwiches every day, in order…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_02B4_01DB4245.F276A500 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sweet family time of Thanksgiving is over and now the REAL anxiety of Christmas begins. Do YOU have favorite expressions to use on high stress days? These are compiled from a number of ladies . .…