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I got 9 out of 10 on my road test for my driver’s license= =2E The last guy was able to get out of the = way.   I= f a car’s chasing you, you’ll definitely get tired. But if you chase cars, you’ll get exhausted.=   Two Cadill= ac…

Mom told me to take a bath, but the tub was so heavy I decided = to leave it where it is.   I’m afraid of elevators, so I take steps to avoid = them.   Did you hear about the kidnapping at my Elementary school? Thankfully, th= ey woke…

[Fun for the whole family] Q: What is the best way to ca= tch a whole school of fish?A: With bookworms. Q: What makes the shrimp not share his treasure?A: He’s= a little shellfish.   Q: Why don’t fish play basketball?A: Because they= ’re scared of the net.   Q:…

A pastor once faced a group of his parishioners who were compla= ining about the same issues over and over again. One day, instead of listen= ing to the complaints, he told them a joke, and everyone cracked up laughin= g.   The= n, the pastor repeated the joke. A…

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have= you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”= “Yeah,” the other cow says. “M= akes me glad I’m a penguin.”   ~~ &= nbsp; Once, my father came home and found me in f= ront of…

[True Story from a friend]One day my mother was out, and= my dad was taking care of me. I was maybe 2 or 3 years old. Someone had gi= ven me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Da= ddy was in…

[How well do you know the United States?  Here is a list o= f two-letter state abbreviations and two-word descriptions of a person/plac= e/thing closely associated with that state. Match them up for fun (no &#822= 0;quiz”, per se.) BUT if YOU have a better two-word link to a state,…

[How well do you know the United States?  Here is a list o= f two-letter state abbreviations and two-word descriptions of a person/plac= e/thing closely associated with that state. Match them up for fun (no &#822= 0;quiz”, per se). BUT if YOU have a better two-word link to a state,…

[How well do you know the United States?  Here is a list o= f two-letter state abbreviations and two-word descriptions of a person/plac= e/thing closely associated with that state. Match them up for fun (no &#822= 0;quiz” per se). BUT if YOU have a better two-word link to a state,…

[This is a repeat of a grif.net blog from 15 years ago this mon= th. I have recently retired to a senior community in another state, with ma= ny people helping to make life easier for me. This hit home.] An RN = shared the story of her training during…

Angela K laments, “I’m getting so old that all my f= riends in heaven probably think I didn’t make it.”   Scott M related, &= #8220;I made a playlist for when I go hiking. I’ve got songs by the P= eanuts, the CranBerries, and Eminem. I call it my trail…

[Final batch of historic insults that were clever, not crude]   >&gt= ; "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." – Mae West   >> "Some cause happiness where= ver they go; others, whenever they go." – Oscar Wilde   = >> "Why do you sit…

[Nobody thought I could make really terrible puns and word play= s centered around my breakfast bagels today. I was hesitant since bagels ar= e such holey food. But hey, why not give it a try?]   I visited the zoo after a lon= g time and to my utter…