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Do you know how recently each of t= hese were invented/created/released?  ALL OF THEM in just a nine-year = span between 2003-2011. Wow!But does anyone remember the exact year of = any of these that changed our lives forever began? Probably not.  But = take a guess (you have a…

[Since we posted some activities in my bride’s life th= at show she’s passed =BE of a Century, many grif net blog readers hav= e sent additional “signs of aging”. I thank you. Teresa? Not so= much.]   >>You and your teeth don’t sleep together.   >>People cal= l at…

Two college buddies were out in the woods on a camping trip = in May when they came upon a great trout stream. They stayed there all day,= enjoying the fishing, which was spectacular.   At the end of the day, knowi= ng that they would be graduating from college…

We’re all time-travelers moving at the speed of exactly 6= 0 minutes per hour.   I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I’m slo= wly getting over it.   You can’t make everyone happy unless you’re a p= lane ticket.   Flat-earthers travel the world on a plane.…

[While we don’t know the origin of these thoughts, we kno= w the impact.]   “Time always exposes what you mean to someone.”   = “Don&= #8217;t be upset when people reject you. Nice things are rejected all the t= ime by people who can’t afford them.”   “Believe you…

I’m not too good at geography, but I’m sure I can n= ame at least one city in France. I think th= at’s Nice.   Where do Italian pepperoni like to go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.   Where is a math teacher’s f= avorite holiday destination? Times…

A man went into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster ta= il. The waitress smiled sweetly, sat down, and began . . . “Once = upon a time there was this handsome lobster…”=   ~~   “Nothing looks good= on me anymore,” wailed a customer modeling an outfit…

[Fun for the kiddos today!  Here is a quiz on flowers that= will bring a spring smile once and floral. And I’m not pollen your l= eg.]   W= hat do you get when you plant kisses?Tulips   What is a bee’s favorite ty= pe of flower?A Bee-gonia   What…

[Topics for discussion if you find extra time in the TSA lines = at the airport this morning] Who invented the first airplane that co= uldn’t take off? The Wrong Brothers.   ~~ Why did the librarian get chucked off the plane= ? Because the flight was overbooked.   ~~…

[Continue with “s” adverbs in our stroll thru Tom S= wifty wordplays these past 2 years. Some of these need to be read aloud to = get full pun-ishment]   "Hey, you’re stepping on my foot!" said Tom stand= offishly.   "I can’t tell you anything about my salivary glands,"…

A pastor was asked to speak to an audience of 150 teens.  = He pulled out a crisp $20 bill and asked, “Who wants this $20 bill?&#= 8221;   All 150 teens nodded.   He said, “I am going to give this money to someone,= but first….” He then proceeded…

NOT mentioning names, but someone living at my address just may= be joining me in the “75 Club” today.  She CLAIMS not to = be “getting older”, but methinks a review of her month’s = adventures betrays her age,  For example: >> She gets win= ded putting together a picture…

Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their ps= ychiatrist’s office.  = “Hello, there,” said one. “Are you c= oming or going?”   “If I knew that,” said the other, “I wou= ldn’t be here.”   ~~   At a party, a young wife admonished her…