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[June is a traditional month for weddings, so thought as the mo= nth closes, I’d share some thoughts for those who’ve taken the = plunge this year or perhaps many years ago. Take it or leave it, but it&#82= 17;s free and worth every penny.] If your husband says he…

[I have tried to compile a list to advocate why summer is a gre= at time of the year. If I missed one of YOUR favorite reasons, add it to th= e list.] What do I love most about summer? >WARM WEATHER. = Sunlight, blue skies, puffy clouds, cool breeze.…

[A few years ago, we posted this humor. When asked to run it ag= ain, I am happy to . . . and yes, I smiled again and hope you will, too]   Did you hear that the McDonald brothers (both A and W) killed th= e Burger King?  …

Many puns make me numb. Math pun= s make me number.   ~~ The top 3 symptoms of lazines= s are: 1.   ~~ My fr= iend David had his ID stolen. Now he’s= just Dav   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected]= www.grif.net "Jesus Know= s Me, This I Love!"…

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it wa= s called witchcraft.   Today, it’s called golf.   ~~ ANSWERS TO QUIZ ~~   g =3D 1. APPLETON Harr= y Houdini & Paper Mills m =3D 2. BELMONT= First Capital q =3D 3. EAU CLAIRE Clear…

In 1968 I abandoned Minnesota and adopted Wisconsin as my new h= ome. Teresa and I set up our first apartment here. We both completed underg= rad degrees at Maranatha Baptist University. I earned another degree from U= niversity of Wisconsin-Stevens Point, and a seminary degree and ordination = as…

[The title of today’s Grif.Net humor is only a coincidence that= it falls on our wedding anniversary.  Teresa and I have been happily = married for 3 years. 3 out of 53 ain’t bad.]   A man was sued by a woman for de= famation of character.  She charged that…

At our church’s summer camp teen girls’ week, the c= ampers were gathered around in a circle for their nighttime devotions. The = counselor asked if any of the girls wanted to share something that had happ= ened that day that impacted them. &nbsp= ; One camper raised her hand…

“Of course, I wouldn’t say anything about her unles= s I could say something good. And, oh boy, = is this good . . .”   ~~ Probably the reason m= any a politician stands on his record is to keep voters from examining it.&= nbsp;   ~~ Dad loves…

Don’t worry if our old car breaks down on our trip throug= h Canada. I have Triple Eh.   I love when flies won&= #8217;t leave my car on long road trips. Ha= ve fun relocating in Kansas, tiny pest.   I got gas today for only $1.99 at lunch.…

[My flag is proudly waving on Flag Day, so will not “joke= ” about that banner.  But it will NOT stop my jokes about other = flags]   >>Did you hear that the Chinese flag was well-like by travel critic= s? They said it was five stars.   >>Why are…

[Children may give a ‘different’= answer to questions than what adults expect, but many of those bring a smi= le)   Q: How did God part the Red Sea to a= llow His people to cross?= A: With a see= saw   Q: How can you tell a Dogwood tree…

Jim= my S confided, “I always look at my wife’s horoscope to see wha= t sort of day I’m going to have.”   Brian M thought, “My therapist says I have trouble express= ing my feelings.  Can’t say I’m surprised.”   Richard G said, “I look= ed in the mirror…