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My pet Egg died.   He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn’t beaten, bu= t I think he may have been a salted or even whipped.   He seemed almost shell-shock= ed, but he did go over easy. Looked like he was going to scramble but didn&= #8217;t…

[Random thoughts on “brokenness” from The Heart = God Revives (Moody Press) by Nancy Leigh DeMoss, 2002]   >True brokenness is= a lifestyle – a moment-by- moment lifestyle of agreeing with God abo= ut the true condition of my heart and life – not as everyone else thi= nks it…

If Watson or Livingstone are not the most famous doctors in the= world, then Who is   ~~ So, you don’t trust= a doctor to stitch you up? Fine. Suture se= lf.   ~~= My job is to drill holes in things and then= bolt them together. At first, it’s…

Checking out reports from various police departments around the= country   >WANTED: Individual stealing wheels off police vehicles overnight. Un= its are working tirelessly to find the thief.   >WANTED: Energizer bunny. Seen g= oing and going and going. Charged with battery.   >WANTED: Somone stole the toil= et seats…

I’m afraid for my 2023 calendar as I turn another page. It looks like its days are numbered.   Where do you = learn to make a banana split? Sundae school= =2E   Wh= at do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.  …

[Yesterday morning the wife asked if I’d had a nutritious= breakfast before leaving the house to see the doctor. As I walked out, I m= umbled “oatmeal” and she smiled. That she didn’t pursue t= he matter made me smile because it would have been hard to justify “c= offee…

[Nadine stops by Larry’s Country Diner regularly and shar= es insights and experiences of life:] &= nbsp; “Is ‘I am’ the shortest s= entence in the English language? Maybe. But ‘I do’ is sure the = longest.”   = “Marriage is like a 5000-piece picture puzzle that is all s=…

P=E4ivi R=E4s=E4nen, a member of the Finnish Parliament, is cur= rently on trial, accused of violating a Finnish law that prohibits ‘W= ar Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity.’ He is specially charged with = hate crimes against a minority group. &= nbsp; What on earth did this politician say that…

The only thing flat-earthers fear…is sphere itself.   = ~~ My mother used to say the way to a man’s heart= is through his stomach. Lovely woman. Usele= ss cardiac surgeon.   ~~ My wife found out I was c= heating after she found the letters I was hiding. She…

If I could choose to have just one super-power, it would be inv= isibility. Thank you. I just wanted to make myself clear.=   ~~ANSWERS TO QUI= Z~~   1.= Pierre founded an auction site (simply named AuctionWeb) but wanted a shor= t, catchy name. He wanted ‘Echo’, but the…

[Try your hand at guessing company brand names based on how the= y were created. A clue or two should be enough to help you get started. NO = google please, though it is mentioned in the list.]   1. Pierre founded an auction = site (simply named AuctionWeb) but…

In Ancient Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-horse, half-human= doctor.   He was the Centaur for Disease Control.   ~~There once was an ancient Gree= k philosopher that dedicated his life to study the perfect way to cool off = on a hot summer day. I think his name was…

Have you heard that . . . >Velcro is a complete rip-= off?   &= gt;AutoCorrect isn’t always write?   >an Irishman walked OUT of a bar?   >Head = & Shoulders is developing a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes&#8= 217;?   >there are two kinds of people in…