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[More humor on Taxes; it is THAT time of the year after all] I long for the good old days when Uncle Sam lived within HIS income and without most of MINE. America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer. It’s hard to believe America was founded…

[Our Breakfast Cereal Quiz last week garnered good response, so thought we’d focus on just one of the offerings and see what you remember about my very favorite cereal, “Cap’n Crunch”] 1. Do you know the full name of the Cap’n? 2. Do you know his two greatest enemies? 3.…

My friend man was driving down the road when all of a sudden he had to swerve violently to avoid a box falling off the truck in front. Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. As the policeman starting writing the ticket, the driver said “Sir, the…

PASTOR: Lord, we pray for children who put chocolate fingers everywhere, who like to be tickled, who stomp in puddles and ruin their new Easter outfits, who sneak Popsicles before supper, and can never find their shoes. CONGREGATION: And we pray for those who have no shoes, who stare at…

[Most of these “Knock Knock” jokes are for younger Grif.Net readers, but some will make you scratch your head for a while.] How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America? Because freedom rings. Knock Knock Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me…

[Another dose of off-the-wall lame jokes, guarantee to make friends and co-workers break down in sighing and eye-rolling as you tell them today. And I know you will. Maybe even share this blog post.] I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s…

[Every month we try to start out with foolishness. April 1st is like Christmas and birthday rolled into one for me with exponential fun!] Einstein developed a serious theory about the cosmos, and I think it was about time, too. If we got rid of all the margarine, would the…

[Don’t care about the anniversary of the movie but LOVE trivia on breakfast cereals. How many can you get right in our weekly quiz?] 1. What cereal contains rainbows, horseshoes, hearts and clovers? 2. What character puts the two scoops of raisins in each box of raisin bran? 3. Who…

{Purported to be real questions and funny answers from Sunday School classes and Children’s Church programs. I think not, but hanging last week with the grandkids showed that some might just be real . . . ] Q. Who was the most sinful man in the Old Testament? A. Moses.…

[From ‘Barren to Beautiful’ by Rebekah] Have you ever thought you were finally almost out of a difficult season in your life only to find–it’s not over yet? Or, it ended briefly, only to return with more full vengeance? Have you ever thought things were finally changing, or finally “good,”…

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. I didn’t have the money to repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder. I saw a sign: “Rest Area 25 Miles”. That’s pretty big. Some people must be really tired. I only borrow money from…

Friends just visited us in Wyoming. They travelled through Lost Cabin (pop. 4), Hiland (pop. 2) and saw a sign that said “Last Chance for Gas 100 Miles” and found out the sign was not lying. We tried to warn them. Wyoming towns are so small that, …their city limits…

*Never go back for seconds. (Get it all the first time.) *Every Monday set your scale back five pounds. *Never accept a Candy-gram. *Don’t date Sara Lee *Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. *Never start a diet cold turkey. Or…