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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDo= nald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. = As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the Big Mac burger in half, = and then counted out the fries, one for…

A wife got so ma= d at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. &nbs= p; As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, pa= inful death."   He turned around and said, "What? So, = now you…

[General questions in a dozen areas. Just a hodge-podge of triv= ia questions, totally unrelated and without a theme. Figure many may know 3= or 4. Some might no every one.] 1. What letter in the 7-eleven log= o is not in upper case?   2. What does the H…

With Russians unhappy with the war in Ukraine, President Putin = was being held hostage by a military leader. A Russian truckdriver stopped = at the back of a long queue on the motorway. He saw a policeman walking dow= n the line of stopped cars to briefly talk to…

“I never lose. Either I win, or learn.” ~ Nelson Mandela &n= bsp; “Getting over a painful experience is = much like crossing the monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in ord= er to move forward.” ~ C.S. Lewis=   “Nev= er regret anything that made…

Mike B recalled, “My grandfather only had one leg, but wo= rked faithfully at the brewery for 30 years. He said he was in charge of th= e hops.”   Lisa M quoted, “Blessed are the quilters, for they shall be = called piecemakers.”  = Dale S admitted, “In childhood,…

[Lots of jabs and jokes on the internet aimed at the pathetic t= rend in modern society to be =E2=80=9Cwoke=E2=80=9D.] At the rate we= are travelling, Head and Shoulders Shampoo is going to be cancelled soon s= o that bald people do not get offended.   Heard that they are…

[Each month begins with puns. After coffee, of course, but laug= hs and groans most certainly follow] &n= bsp; I wasn’t originally going to get a bra= in transplant, but then I changed my mind.   I used to be addicted to soap. But I= ’m clean now.   I’m…

Tomb it may concern . . . here is a Halloween quiz for kids tha= t is scary because it is so bad. =  = Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a st= ory? A: Because there are so many plots ther= e.   Q: =…

[Not our weekly quiz, but some fun Q&A for you and yours to= enjoy as you prepare for this Fall festival time]   Q. How did early New Englander= s protect their homes from evil spirits?A. By hiding their shoes i= n the walls.   Q. What vegetable was once thought…

MOTHER DEER   A nature photo caught my heart today. Mother deer, split-second before leopard’s teeth, Serene because her two fawns had run away. To save her own, her own life she’d bequeathed= =2E   Sh= e could have run much faster than the fawns. Instead, she stood – and…

Dogs come when you call them. C= ats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.   Dogs will gi= ve you unconditional love forever. Cats wil= l make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were bo= rn.…

Following a funeral service, the pallbearers were carrying the = casket out of the church when they accidentally bump into a wall. From insi= de the coffin, they heard a faint moan.   Opening the lid, they found the man insi= de alive! He leaped out and lived another five…