Grif.Net

As the birds fly southI make reservations toGo = to Florida.   Lots of guilt to share.What am I doing wrong = now? Baptist = pastor. World is vast and = wide.So much out there to explore.Right now, let’s eat = lunch.   Only so manyHours. And so much to…

[= Half the semester is over. By now you KNOW if your school’s = cafeteria is good, bad or ugly.  Here is a check list to see if it = is in trouble.]   1= . You eat something that’s actually pretty good, then realize it’s the = paper plate.…

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what = is on the outside?K9P   How do you = know when your French cheese expires? From age   What type of = music would you use for a song about tortillas?Wrap Why did = the Mexican want…

A = Californian man has invented a robotic parking attendant. He’s calling = it the Silicon Valet. ~~Man: My wife drives like lightning. Fri= end: You mean, like, really fast? Man= : No, I mean she hits trees. ~~If you smuggle cars into the country, are you = trafficking? ~~…

Whe= n a man arrived home from work, his wife was waiting for him. She sat = him down and told him she had good news and bad news about the = car.   &qu= ot;Okay," he said. "Tell me the good news = first."   She= said: "Well, the…

Going through some difficult days, a friend asked me if God REALLY loved her. So I said, “If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring and dazzling-colored leaves in the…

Y= ou KNOW it’s a bad Friday when . . . A copy of your birth = certificate comes in the mail marked null and void. = E= veryone loves your driver’s license picture. P= eople give you the senior citizen discount and you’re only 37. = Y= our twin…

The other day I went over to a = nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of = the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located and took out my = little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto…

A friend was trying to help his wife with some = household chores.  He came across his dirty sweatshirt so decided = to wash it before the big game with the Gopher’s.  From the laundry = room he yelled to his wife, "What setting do I use to wash =…

[These are = more actual explanations of WHY the vehicle was in an accident.  = Taken from police reports and insurance company = records.]   On approaching = the traffic lights, the car in front suddenly = broke.   I didn’t think = the speed limit applied after midnight.  …

[After the touching = weekend grif.net, why not another Grif.Net about Edison?] At the = turn of the Century, Thomas Edison was out in Wyoming visiting various = Indian tribal lands.  He noticed that they had outhouses, but all = were without electricity or lights. Of course he wanted to…

It is said that = one day Thomas Edison came home and gave a paper to his mother. He told = her, "My teacher gave this paper to me and told me to only give it = to my mother." His mother’s eyes = were tearful as she read the…

 A = traffic cop pulled over an elderly lady driving her little old car too = slowly on the highway.   "This is = a 75 mph highway, ma’am," he said. "How come you’re only doing = about 20? You’re a danger to other = vehicles."   "I’m = sorry,…