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I received a call from the principal’s = office saying that my son had been lying in school, and was being = expelled.   I have to give him credit. That kid is one = really good liar.   I don’t have a son.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin =…

I’ve been thinking that the fastest way = to being happy is to make other people happy. You go = first.   I’ve been thinking that every day I = extend my streak of never watching a single minute of "The = View"!   I’ve been thinking that just before…

[Adapted from Lee = Strobel’s unique perspective on life back in the 90’s.  = Humorous but pointed truths for modern thinking.]   Someone asked me if I was a = “90’s kind of guy” and I immediately said yes. =  Why? I feel like life is whizzing past at 90…

Bubba and Bo, = two good ole boys, were sittin’ on the front porch when a large = truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.   "I’m = gonna do that when I win the lottery," said = Bubba.   "Do = what?" asked Bo.   "Send my…

“Started a new = exercise routine yesterday. So far I’ve only missed one = day.”   "A few weeks = ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza using his iPad.  = He’s almost done."   “I saw a = guy accidentally swallow some Scrabble tiles.  I’m thinking…

A classmate of mine from college days said his wife = was having a birthday this month.  One of their grandsons asked her = how old she was going to be.   Grandma smiled and answered, "Oh, I’m 39 = and holding."   He = thought for a moment, then…

A man is told by his doctor that he is dying of an = inoperable brain tumor, with only weeks to live.   "We do have hope," the doctor says.  = "We can attempt a brain transplant.  However, it is very = experimental, and very expensive."   "How much would…

Christmas is long over, but with all the grandkids, = birthday present shopping is another adventure.  So I walked into a = store because I saw a Barbie doll and considered it for my = granddaughters.   "How much is that Barbie in the window?" = I asked the shop…

[We’ve shared this story = before, but every time I read it I see myself back in elementary = school]   A = nine-year-old kid was sitting at his desk and all of a sudden there is a = puddle between his feet and the front of his pants were…

[Following our decade long tradition of finding the = best puns, and on the first of each month posting others instead, we = offer]   A Baptist and a Buddhist are having = toast when they see an image of Jesus in the margarine. The Buddhist = says ‘I can’t…

Little Andrew saw his Grandma coming down the walk = with his Mom. "I’m so happy you’ve come to see us, = Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he’s been = promising."   Grandma was curious and asked, "What trick is = that?"   Andrew = answered, "I…

NEW  TOP TEN LIST:  THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT = WOMEN:    = 1.    = 2.    = 3.    = 4.    = 5.    = 6.    = 7.    = 8.    = 9. 10.   You’re welcome.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net =…

[I love cruises, vacations, travel anywhere far = from Wyoming “spring blizzard” season. So here are some = signs YOUR pastor may need a break as well . . . ]   10. = Announces that next Sunday’s baptismal services will be in Grand = Cayman.   9. He has…