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[Many people still wonder why we have 2000+ on the = Grif.Net payroll]   Grif.Net = Director of Nutritional Supplements =3D Rose Hips   Grif.Net = Head of Photography =3D Len Scappon   Grif.Net = Creative Humor Director =3D Drew A. Blank   Grif.Net = Director of Unemployment Studies =3D…

Due to budget constraints, the = Board of the Daily Planet advised Perry White that he had to let one of = his star reporters go. He was really overwhelmed about the magnitude of = the decision. "Who should go, Clark or Lois?" He actually did = some praying, which…

Status updates from my = ‘friends’:   “I stole a futon = from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying = low.”   “People who do not = use a lot of punctuation deserve a long = sentence.” “This Uber driver is the…

A middle eastern king was down on his money = and began to sell off his valuables. The last of these was the Star of = the Euphrates, at that time the most valuable diamond in existence. He = went to a pawnbroker who offered him 100,000 rials for it.…

[Still looking for T-shirt = ideas] “Don’t grow up; it’s a = trap”   “Love is how excited your dog gets when you come = home”   “Jesus is coming soon. Eat dessert = first”   “You’re never too old for nap = time”   “Bacon is the answer. What…

“THANKS TO = GOD”August L. Storm, 1891   Thanks to God for my = Redeemer,Thanks for all Thou dost provide!Thanks for times now = but a memory,Thanks for Jesus by my side!Thanks for pleasant, = balmy springtime,Thanks for dark and stormy fall!Thanks for = tears by now forgotten,Thanks for peace…

Out on the reservation, an Indian consulted = his Medicine Man about a pain in his stomach that had persisted for many = months. "For something as long as that," = said the Medicine Man, "I have a more drastic remedy than the herbs = I normally prescribe. Chew on…

A bill collector knocked on the door of a country = debtor down in the delta.   "Is = Fred home"? he asked the woman who answered the = door.   "Sorry," the woman replied. "Fred’s = gone for cotton."   The next = week, the collector tried again.  …

A farmer lived in ancient Rome. He was working = in the fields one day when he came across a giant strawberry, about one = foot wide and 18 inches high. He thought this would be a novelty that = many would want to see, so he took it home,…

The lady with the pet rabbit (yesterday’s story) = wanted to get some more rabbits and see it she could train them all to = do tricks.  She bought ten and taught them to stand in a line = across a stage and hold one arm up high like they…

A housewife acquired a pet rabbit and taught = it to do all kinds of tricks. She noticed, however, that the animal was = very self-conscious and wouldn’t perform any time it was being observed, = which defeated the purpose of teaching it to do tricks in the first =…

The biblical book of Judges gives detailed stories = about men/women who were raised up to deliver their nation in times of = great trouble.  Some, like Gideon, Samson, Deborah have chapters = devoted to their lives and work.  Others have just a few paragraphs = or verses recording their…

On my next T-shirt I’m thinking of more possible = slogans . . .   “If I = say I will do it, I will do it. You don’t have to remind me about = it every 6 months”   “I = can’t fix stupid, but I can use duct…