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[Dr Thomas Williams wrote this sad = report this week – the same time of year we celebrate Equality/MLK = Day and the anniversary of Roe v Wade – and I felt the need to include = this in the serious weekend edition of the Blog.  Such a sad =…

It Was So Cold = that . . . . . . = my car won’t start running and my nose won’t stop . = . . we had to stop eating with metal utensils since some people had = spoons or forks stuck to their tongues for days .…

Travelers to Australia (still on my bucket list) = ACTUALLY ASKED these question on the tourism web site, and here are the = ACTUAL ANSWERS Aussies gave to go with them. (Who says there is no humor = Down Under?)   Q:  Does it ever get windy in Australia? I…

[More Workers at Grif.Net HQ in Wyoming that help = assemble this blog . . . ]   Grif.Net = Humor Interpreter – Nadia Geddit   Grif.Net = Food Taster – Howard M Burgers   Grif.Net = EBay Specialist – Selma Junkoff   Grif.Net = Computer Hardware Tech – Sammy…

[ANOTHER “Throwback Classic Grif Net” = from 20 years ago when we started the blog]   Read = the "Complete Guide to the New Manners of the 90’s" by Letitia = Baldrige so give my readers a quiz on how well they "mind your = manners".  This is SERIOUS, although…

[Got into an on-line back-and-forth seeking to outdo one = another with horrible musical puns.  Here is fodder for YOUR next = composition (I want you to score).] I didn’t want my kids = to join band or orchestra, and risk being exposed to so much sax and = violins.…

You don’t have = to actually answer these 6 questions, just read them straight = through: 1.  Name = the five wealthiest people in the world. 2.  Name = the last five Heisman trophy winners. 3.  Name = the last five winners of the Miss America = contest. 4.  Name…

“Hello, this is Ethyl. = Now you say something."   "Hi. John’s answering = machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak slowly, and = I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. =   "Hi. This is Steve. If you = are the phone company,…

[Fifth installment (seems like more) of possible = T-shirt slogans YOU should consider using.]   “If = you can’t be an good example, be a good = warning.”   “Instant human: Just add = coffee.”   “Raisin cookies are why I have trust = issues.”   “I’m confused. Oh, wait.…

[This was the FIRST Grif.Net ever sent out to 13 = people in 1996 . . and many still apply today. Others are so outdated = they show how MUCH the internet/computers have changed in 20+ = years.]   SIGNS YOU’VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME = ONLINE   *…

"Always wear a hat when feeding = seagulls." — Rocky, age 9   "Sleep in your clothes, so you’ll be dressed = for school in the morning" — Stephanie, age 8   "Don’t flush the toilet when your dad’s in the = shower." — Lamar, age 10   "Never tell…

[New year, same lousy puns on the first weekday of = every month]   There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to = old skeptics when they die, but their future is = doubtful.   Dijon vu? I’ve had the same mustard = before.   Shotgun wedding: A case…

DIALOG WITH DEPRESSION   Tossing.  Turning.  Churning.  = Antacid. Scalding tears.  = Again.  Headache.  Again.  Aspirin. Heart strings being tuned tighter and tighter, = Come on, one more notch, please…tighter.   Someday soon that string will go PING! And = There won’t be any more music in my soul. It…