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Four = Minnesotans were in the maternity waiting room at Swedish Hospital. A = nurse came to the first guy and said, “Congratulations! = You’re the father of twins.” “Twins? What an odd coincidence,” answered the = man. “I work for the Minnesota = Twins!”   Another nurse said to…

Son: I made a bad mistake today. We = didn’t have enough corn flakes for breakfast so I added some soap = flakes to it. Daughter: Was he = mad? Son: Yup. He was foaming = at the mouth!   ~~ Dad: = Son, if you keep pulling my hair,…

Joe: What does = your father do for a living? Jon: He’s a = magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in = half. Joe: Do you have = any brothers or sisters? Jon: Yep. Four = half-sisters and a half-brother.   ~~ Science = teacher: When is the boiling…

[This week leading up = to Father’s Day, we have some “dad humor” from a = child’s perspective]   “Hey, Dad, are = bugs good to eat?” asked the boy. “Let’s = not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father = warned. After dinner the =…

A friend came to my house for coffee, we sat and = talked about life. At some point in the conversation, I said, "I’m = going to wash the dishes and I’ll be right = back."   He = looked at me as if I had told him I was…

I’ve heard that they are not going to make = yardsticks any longer.   I’ve = heard that you can get used batteries free of charge.   I’ve = heard that not appreciating puns on a tombstone can be a grave mistake. =   I’ve heard that there are Flat…

I once = proclaimed, "I have the body of a Greek god!" = My wife said, "I thought Buddha was = Chinese?"   I once said, = “I have a photographic memory!”My wife replied, = “Here’s $3 to buy some new = film.”   I once shared, “I think a…

[More people daily are being added the workers here = providing you the grif.net blog humor]   Grif.Net = Help Line =3D Don Bothermy   Grif.Net = Bail Bonds =3D Freida Wander   Grif.Net = Security Team =3D Barb Wire, Constance Noring, and C. Howie = Run Grif.Net Tours =…

A Washington DC lawyer ran a stop sign and got pulled over by a = small-town Wyoming policeman. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop = because he is a lawyer from Washington DC and is certain that he has a = better education then any cop. He…

I had a friend noticed that I was really depressed and = said to me, “Cheer up! Things could be worse.  You could be = underground in a deep hole, and it is filled with water!” I = know he meant well, but . . .   ~~ Dr Bob…

Francis Scott Key (1779-1843 = is famously known for his poem that is now our national anthem.  = Few realize this Maryland lawyer was a deeply spiritual born-again = Christian, who taught Sunday School in a denomination that today has = left its biblical moorings, and later Secretary of the…

Every = day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on TV there = are photos of death and destruction. It is time to re-evaluate US = involvement there.  Time to ask the hard question – WHY ARE = WE STILL THERE?:   Why are = we still…

[Sadly, more word plays at the beginning of the = month]   At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in = a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"   Why did = Indians settle in Wyoming first? They had reservations.   Kids took a…