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[After a week in California with grandkids, I find = I’m now about broke.  How do I know?]   10. = American Express called and said: "Next time, leave home without = it!"   9. I’m formulating a plan to rob the Los = Angeles food bank.   8. =…

[Everyone KNOWS the "10" Commandments; = few of us FOLLOW them all. Here from an unknown author, are the next = ten]   11th. Thou shalt not worry, for worry is the most = unproductive of all human activities.   12th. = Thou shalt not be fearful, for most of…

[Brave New World of ordering Pizza = yesterday]   – Hello! George’s pizza? – No sir, it’s now called Google’s = pizza.   – So it’s a wrong number? – No sir, Google bought it.   – OK. = Take my order please. – Well sir, = you want the…

A well-known Doctor was giving a speech to a large = crowd on how what we eat affects our health.  He said  . . = .   "The material we put into our stomachs should = have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.”   “Red meat is full…

[Wayne M sent out the oddest little = conversations he has; thought he deserved some recognition here before = the staff takes away his computer time at the = home]   Me: "I got here as soon as I could with = the anecdote."Friend dying of snakebite: "Please tell me…

Proud grandpa here.   Just found = out that my granddaughter scored 8 of 10 on her behind-the-wheel driving = test.   Evidently the other two jumped out of the way in = time.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"…

[Between my kids and my grandkids, we are coming up = with some ‘variants’ of the traditional ‘wise = sayings’ of past generations]   “A = place for everything and everything all over the = place.”   “Still water still runs all = over.”   “If it ain’t broke, don’t…

[What we can learn about life from the familiar = lines of Psalm 23] The Lord is my Shepherd   THAT’S RELATIONSHIP!   I = shall not want   THAT’S = SUPPLY!     He maketh me to lie down in green = pastures   THAT’S = REST!    …

[Every summer we try to add to our = “it’s so hot” repertoire.  Selected these for = this year’s heat wave.  It has been 90F+ for 19 of the past = 21 days.  Ugh.] It’s So Hot . . . I saw a chicken lay an = omelet   It’s…

[Overheard some word-plays in = my summertime travels and getting ready to pass them on to unsuspecting = grandkids]   My company is better at = making suntan lotion than our competitors, but I don=1B$B!G=1B(Bt like = to rub it in.   What did the air conditioning = unit say…

It was at a miniature golf course on a = brutal 95F day in Florida that was overrun with tourists when I saw a = father with 3 kids making the rounds. "Who’s winning?" I asked = cheerfully. "I am" said one child.  =   "No, I am" said another.…

A three-year-old scared his family = this summer by disappearing during a lakeside vacation. More than a = dozen friends and relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and = everyone was relieved when they found little Alex playing calmly in the = woods. "Listen to me, Alex," his mother said…

[Preparing to see grandkids, so HAVE = to have some jokes for them!] Q: What did the pig say at the = beach on a hot summer’s day?A: I’m bacon! Q: What do you call = six weeks of rain in Scotland?A: Summer! Q: How do you = prevent a…