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BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to = borrow." Usage: "My = brother bard my pickup truck."   JAWJUH – = noun. A hot region just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup = truck."   MUNTS – noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My…

I’m looking forward to hunting season, but I do have a question.  = If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck = wasn’t really a buck?    I mean, maybe the buck always wanted to be a doe, but with…

A = businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I = want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains = cremated." "And what," his friend asked, "do = you want me to do with your ashes?" The businessman said, = "Just…

I’m = thinking about writing a novel centered on the lives of two = ex-convicts. One of them studied to become a lawyer. The other = one decides to go straight.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

In 1963, major league = baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They’ll put a man on the = moon before I hit a home run."  On July 20, 1969, an hour = after Neil Armstrong set foot on the surface of the moon, Perry hit his = first, and only, home…

At our = University, students in the psychology program were attending their = first class dealing with emotional extremes.   "Just to establish some = parameters," asked the professor to a student from Wisconsin, = "what is the opposite of joy?"   "Sadness," said the = student.   "And the…

[First weekday = of the month means more “Adventures in Punland” for = you]   The rotation = of the earth really makes my day.   Got an email = about ‘How To Read Maps Backward’, but it turned out to be = spam.   Napoleon may = not have…

A lady had recently been born again and baptized. = When she went to work, one of her co-workers asked her what it was like = to be a Christian.   She was caught off guard and didn’t = really know how to answer, but when she looked up, she saw…

* Cleopatra lived closer in = time to the first Moon landing than to the building of the Great = Pyramid.   * The largest air = force in the world is the US Air Force.  The second largest is the = US Navy.   * A banana is =…

* The = odds of you dying on the way to buy a lottery ticket are actually = greater than your chance of winning.   * You = are born with 300 bones, but by the time you are an adult you only have = 206. [???]   * All…

* The = doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are = probably dead by now. * If you replace "W" with = "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to = each of them. * The Guinness Book of Records…

* 100 = years ago almost everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. = Today almost everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. * = The word "swims" upside-down is still = "swims". * Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, = scissors is just…

[Each = day this week we share a collection of oddities or questions to make you = think.  New experience for some, but trust it will be enjoyable for = all] * Which letter is silent in the word "scent," the = S or the C? * If you attempt…