Frank was sitting in his living room when the doorbell = rang. Upon answering the door, he found a 6-foot tall cockroach that = grabbed him by the neck and beat him about the head and shoulders, then = leaves. The next = night, the doorbell rang and it…
04/07/18 Weekend Grif.Net – Mercies in Disguise
[= Getting older isn’t for sissies. Perspective comes to me that even = with a poorly-functioning leg hampers airports travel and swims with = grandkids, I am still able to travel and be with them and find other = outlets for fun and sharing love and memories with them. Love…
04/06/18 Grif.Net – Questions for Everyone
(1) For teens: = When 4, 6, 8, and 9 = were all killed, who were the detectives suspicious = of? (2) For = elementary kids: What is E.T. short for? (3) For = kindergarteners: What did the right eye say to the left = eye? (4)…
04/05/18 Grif.Net – Status Updates
[Always fun to see what others = are doing] I bought some shoes from a drug = dealer. I don’t know what he laced them = with but I can’t stop tripping. ~~ My boss just texted me: = "Send me one of your funny jokes!" I texted…
04/04/18 Grif.Net – Married
Playing with grandkids for a week, I knew I had to = have some good riddles. See how YOU would do. Riddle = #1: If the Burger King and Dairy Queen got married, where would = they live? Riddle #2: Why is the longest human nose on record…
04/03/18 Grif.Net – Choices
Out here in sunny California = and heard all about the great service in the hotel I booked. After = dropping my stuff in a lovely room, I excitedly headed down to the hotel = lobby. I = was only there for a minute when a very professional looking…
04/02/18 Grif.Net – Punz R Us
[First weekday of = the month so MUST send out the unusually bad word = plays] When I was younger, I always wanted to become a = Gregorian monk. Unfortunately, I never had the chants. I was mugged = in the grocery store parking lot. Fellow came up…
03/31/18 Weekend Grif.Net – Outward Profession
This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_01A2_01D3C8CB.963F3F40 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=”—-=_NextPart_001_01A3_01D3C8CB.963F3F40″ ——=_NextPart_001_01A3_01D3C8CB.963F3F40 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”UTF-8″ Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable In a pile of b/w photos, I came across one of myself and my sisters on = Easter Sunday 1958 (April 6 was Easter that year). Nancie was 13, I was =…
03/30/18 Grif.Net – Last Conversation, I Promise
Me: = "I baked you a pie to say I’m sorry for backing over your cat = with my car." Neighbor: "You did = what?" Me: "Baked you a = pie." Me: “You’re = welcome.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I…
03/29/18 Grif.Net – Talking with a Computer
Me: “OK, Computer, you asked me to create a password, what = now?” Computer: “Password weak and = insecure.” Me: “It shouldn’t be. I followed the = instructions.” Computer: “Sorry. Password is fine. I was referring to = you.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net "Jesus Knows Me, This…
03/28/18 Grif.Net – Conversations 8
Me: "What’s the score so far? Who’s = winning?" Counselor: "Ok, so that’s really not how marriage counseling = works." ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"
03/27/18 Conversation with Kid
Son: “Mom and Dad, can I crawl into your bed and = sleep with you? I’m scared of monsters.” Mom = (holding out her arms): “Sure, son.” Dad (rolling = over): “Not so fast. I can’t risk that monster following you = into my room and killing me. Go back…
03/26/18 Grif.Net – More Conversations 6
[Readers enjoyed the fictional accounts of five = ‘conversations’ of my college buddy that we shared a couple = weeks ago. Now, to add to your pain, we offer some = more!] Wife: "I’m worried that the romance has gone out of our = marriage." Me: "I’ll see if…