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[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] My = friend is an English teacher but her contract was not renewed.  She = wondered what to call that feeling. I suggested PGSD (Post-Grammatic = Stress Disorder).  …

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] I = swallowed a dictionary and it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever = had. Without my dictionary, I’m at a loss for words = describing how I feel.…

[MAY IS A = MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] If you live a poultry farm, you = may be a chicken tender.   I don’t = understand all these abbreviations.  Could someone tell me what is = “AKA”…

Brenda shared, “I was in = Dollar Tree last night and there was a lady and two kids behind me in = the LONG line. One was an older boy, one was a = toddler.   The bigger one had a pack of = glowsticks and the baby was screaming…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.=A0 Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] Our bakery has Obi Wan cannoli on = sale for today only.   Our = caf=E9 is offering Wookie Steak sandwiches on May the 4th, but = personally I…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] With great reflexes comes great = response ability.   People = think I’m strange because a swallowed an abacus. Don’t they = realize that it is what’s inside that…

[MAY IS A = MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] My psychic = adviser was quite overweight, but that made her a good four chin = teller.   My friend = DAVID was a victim of ID theft.  He’s…

[MAY IS A = MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] I couldn’t believe that = criminal picked the pocket of a dwarf. How could he stoop that = low?    I faced a lot = of pressure from friends…

A = minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he = was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter.  So he = put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled = the block 10 times.  If…

While a good husband is = supposed to “remember his wife’s birthday but not her = age”, my wife reaches 70 today and we ARE celebrating this = wonderful milestone.  I am working on five possible messages to = enclose in a homemade card (that looks like it was designed…

Tough winter in Pennsylvania.  Reminds me of = the fellow who stumbled into an Amish meeting house on a cold, snowy = Sunday.  He was completely alone, so he simply sat and decided to = meditate for an hour.   About = the time when the service would have ended,…

For nearly 7 years I pastored in northwestern = Wisconsin, in a county with a number of Amish farms.  Always had to = be on the lookout for slow wagons and carriages.   I did = come up behind a buggy and noted that the owner obviously had a sense…

We tend to be myopic, thinking only of self and = personal interest.  Consider these facts from another perspective = (reprint from September 1996 Grif.Net):   *From = a clock’s point of view, the hands move = counterclockwise.   *From = a chicken’s point of view, every egg you eat…