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One of my friends sent this about the Snowbirds down in Phoe= nix or Tucson. Many apply to Texas or Florida, too, and we’ll share m= ore tomorrow. You KNOW you’ve left the frozen tundra and headed to Ar= izona because:   * Your house is made of stucco and…

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that= Liam had kissed her after class.  =   "How did that happen?" g= asped her mother.   "It wasn’t easy," admitted the young lady, &qu= ot;but three girls helped me catch him."   ~~ANSWERS TO HUMAN BODY QUIZ~~=   1. What…

[We often take the human body, a marvelously designed mechanism= by a wonderful God, for granted.  Here are a dozen questions to see w= hat YOU know about YOU. This is a repeat quiz from 15 years ago, but unsure= anyone still remembers. Hey, I guessed for 5 right and…

What is usually =E2=80=9Csupper time=E2=80=9D at your house? (W= e only have =E2=80=9Cdinner=E2=80=9D on Sunday 1:00 pm after church; our ro= utine is breakfast, lunch, supper during the week)Because of my wife=E2= =80=99s late work in her clinic, we fell into a routine of dinner at 7:30 e= ach evening.…

A daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable= and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired= of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was= solved, another one soon followed. &n= bsp; Her father, a…

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O’Hare Field in Chicag= o:“Do not activate with wet hands.”   In a New Hampshire jewelry st= ore:“Ears pierced while you wait.”   In a New York restaurant:&= #8220;Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.&#822= 1;   In…

In front of a New Hampshire restaurant:“Now serving l= ive lobsters”   On a New Jersey restaurant menu:“Blackened bluefi= sh”   In a Maine restaurant:“Open seven days a week and weekends.&#= 8221;   On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store:“Thirty-eig= ht years on the same spot” =  = In…

[Overheard]   Husband: "I am SO sorry that I forgot Valen= tine’s Day.  I know you must be hurt and angry with such a fool like m= e.  What can I do for you to forgive me?"   Wife: "I have alr= eady dealt with it"   Husband: "What did…

[A week ago, we ment= ioned some questions that needed more thought for a good answer.  Adde= d ideas have slowly dribbled in. I’m thinking about them. Now you wil= l, too.] >> Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye dog sleds? >> If you thro= w a cat out of a…

[Although we no longer celebrate President Abraham Lincoln&#= 8217;s birthday with a day off school – are you old enough to remembe= r how exciting it was to get Lincoln’s AND Washington’s birthda= ys off? – we can celebrate the history of our sixteenth President with an e= xciting quiz)…

A young boy and girl were enjoying a pleasant afternoon playing= outside in their neighborhood together. The boy showed the girl his collec= tion of beautiful, unique marbles. In turn, the girl showed the boy the han= dful of wrapped candy that she had just gotten for her birthday.=  …

[Hang in there if you hear these computer words and don&#821= 7;t know their meaning. Help is on the way to your cabin in the North Woods= =2E]   Modem:         What you did to= the hay fields last summer.   Dot Matrix:    Farmer Matrix’s = wife.   Infrared:      Where the…

[Dictionary to help you understand computer function and pro= gramming if you’re spending the winter in a cabin up Nort of Wisconsi= n. You’re welcome.].   Log On:      &nbsp= ; Makin’ the wood stove hotter. &nbs= p; Log Off:     &nbsp= ; Don’t add wood.   Monitor:       Keep an eye= on the wood…