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I love = limericks, though the humor of some can be bawdy at best. Here are old = and new family-friendly limericks.   The = 5-line limerick used the now-familiar rhyming scheme of A-A-B-B-A, and = metric beat of 3-3-2-2-3 in those rhyming lines.   Shakespeare employed a rough =…

An older man = arrived at the hospital with two burned ears.   "How’d it = happen?" was the first question asked by the nurse. =   "I had to = iron my shirt and the phone rang. Instead of the phone, I picked up the = iron," he explained.…

My new doctor told me that I am in great shape for my = age. I thought that was good news until I asked him how old he = thought I actually was.   He looked at = his records, paused, and said, “About 107.” =     ~~ Dr…

[I’d = have baked a cake. Cute story that we posted a while ago and asked for = again]   A little boy = told his Grandma how "everything" was going wrong. School, = family problems, severe health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is busy = baking a cake. She asked…

[More of Dave = Barry’s Lessons he’s learned about life.]   **Nobody is = normal.   **At least = once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and = announce that: > The = universe is even bigger and/or older than they = thought! > There are…

[Some of Dave = Barry’s Lessons he’s learned about life]   **The badness = of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in = it.   **You will = never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we = observe daylight-saving time.…

People often = ask where I get inane jokes and humorous stories that I post on my daily = blog.  Often, from YOU.  Here is some more drivel from my = “friends” that, as a  public service, I pass along to = you. Scott: I was = sitting, drinking coffee…

In the final hiring frenzy of the year, we added to = our headquarter staff . . . >>Grif Net Nutritional = Consultants =3D Eaton Wright and Liven Good   >>Grif = Net Coordinator of Parental Advice =3D Buck L. Upson   >>Grif = Net Graduation Coordinators =3D Val and…

[Monthly = attempt to spread high-quality puns and word-play. = Someday.]   I get a great = night’s sleep atop stacks of old magazines. But then, I have = a lot of back issues.   If you = haven’t tried blindfolded archery, then you don’t know what = you’re missing.   …

Everyone needs = a code, a creed to live by.  Here in Wyoming we follow the = “Code of the West”   1) Live each = day with courage. 2) Take pride = in your work. 3) Always = finish what you start. 4) Do what has = to be…

[Diet and exercise advice directly from me, Dr = Bob]   Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can = prolong life. Is this true? A: = Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Everything = wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make…

At age 25, a young minister preached a detailed = sermon he entitled, "10 Commandments for Raising = Children".  Then he had some kids of his own.   At age = 35 in his next church, he preached the same message, but now titled it, = "A Few Suggestions for…

Ken H related, = “Although I’m often late, I always gets my Halloween costume = at least two months in advance.”   Christina = said, “When I die I want the Detroit Lions to be my pallbearers so = they can let me down one last time.”   Scott wrote,…