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‘Getting = late for a meeting, need to run’, he said, as he slung his coat = over the shoulder and bounded out of the house.   As he drove = away, she came running down the stairs two at a time. ‘Wait, = wait’, she said, but he had…

Did= you hear that the McDonald brothers (both A and W) killed the Burger = King? Police report said it was witnessed by Five Guys.  They = surmise it was over some gal named Wendy.   Don= ’t miss the funeral. Remember, it will not be at the = Church’s,…

[Assorted Q/A = for the kids to use in school over the next couple = weeks.]   Q. Why did the = gingerbread man go to the doctors? A. He was = feeling crummy.   Q. = What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other…

[Last = Christmas my grandkids wanted an iPad or tablet. On my social security = income, I was able to purchase them a less-expensive alternative, the = Etch-a-Sketch.  If you want to save money this year, here are some = questions that will help you explain this wonderful technology to…

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot = do.   Take Beethoven, for example. They told him he could = never be a musician because he was deaf.   But did he = listen to them?  No way . . .   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin =…

[We always start the first workday of each month with high-class = humor.]   Stairs cannot be trusted. They’re always up to = something. And elevators are dangerous too, so I’m taking = steps to avoid them. When the = escalator stopped, everyone staired.   My first ride = on…

A son took his = elderly father, who had recently suffered a stroke, to a nice restaurant = for dinner. His father, being very old and weak, fumbled with his fork, = dropped food on his shirt and trousers while eating and drooled a = little from a sagging corner of…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What do = snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted = Flakes.  What do = snowmen wear on their heads? Ice = caps  What = nickname can you call a snowman…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What game do = snowmen enjoy? Making snow = angels.   What did one = snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell = carrots?  Why did the…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   How do snowmen = make their beds? With sheets of = ice and blankets of snow.   What kind of = money snowmen use in the North Pole? Cold…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What sort of = cake do snowmen like? Any kind, as = long as it has thick icing.   What do you = get when you cross a snowman…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What time is = it when little white flakes fall past the classroom = window? Snow and = Tell.   What is it = called when a snowman has…

A young man = went to seek an important position at a large printing company. He = passed the initial interview and was going to meet the director for the = final interview. The director = saw his resume, it was excellent. And asked, "Have you = received a scholarship…