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When I was first married, my wife used to call me handsome. =   As a matter of fact, even though we are now divorced, she STILL calls = me handsome.   Every time I have some money, she says, “Hey! Handsome = over.”   [thanks Ben for the humor]…

Husband at = Home Depot Garden Shop: “Honey, why do you keep buying plants when = you just end up killing them?” Wife: “Just to remind = you what I’m capable of.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"  

A friend shared a note that his wife had plastic surgery last week and = was having a slow and difficult recovery. I had to ask what the = surgery was all about. He replied, “I cut up her credit = cards”. = ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] =…

The defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking = to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined." =   "It’s in the judge’s hands now," said the lawyer. =   "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" =…

A woman was = getting lunch ready when the phone rang.   "This is = the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He’s been caught = skipping class and told us a string of unbelievable = lies."   "I’ll say = he has," the woman replied. "I don’t have…

In the early = years of the 19th Century, renewed interest in publication = and distribution of Bibles, resulted in the creation of voluntary = associations of Christians, in different states and regions of the = United States, devoted to that end. By 1816, 130 Bible Societies has = sprung…

My son was in the lunchroom at school with two friends and they were = bragging about their fathers.   Matt said, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, = calls it a poem, and they give him $50."   A second friend Mark replied, "That’s…

Did you ever notice that . . . musicians play, doctors practice but = the rest of us have to work for a living? ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"

I was holding a Bible study for people who were new Christians just = beginning to understand the basic Bible stories that so many of us have = known  from childhood.  I asked “What do you think was = the greatest miracle in the Bible?”   Some answers were excellent…

In England, a tramp knocked on the door of a local inn known as = ‘St. George and the Dragon’. The landlady answered the door. =   The tramp said, “Could you give a poor man something to = eat?”   "No,” said the woman, slamming the door in his…

I’m not the = easiest guy in the world to get along with.   So when our = anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I = appreciated her tolerating me for the past 50 = years.   I ordered = flowers and told the florist…

She was = terribly ill for 18 months, and we’d all rushed to her bedside many = times over those tumultuous weeks.  Finally, worn out from the = months of battling illness, she told us that the time had come. = "This is too hard," she said.  "I want to…

Sue said, = “You know you’re drinking too much coffee when you go to AA = meetings just for the free coffee.”   Tim said, = “If life gives you melons, = you’re probably dyslexic.”   Ken said, = “You should never date a tennis player.  Love means nothing =…