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[Final day of = lousy jokes about the brave men and women in = blue.]   Police = officer: "I’m here to inform you that your son burned down the = school" Parents: = "Arson?"Police officer: "Yes, your = son"   ** Just had two = Detectives at my front…

[Encounters = with the police should not be frightening. Just give honest answers and = they will let you go.] I was pulled over last night and the = officer asked me if I had a police record. I told him = “No, but I have a couple albums by…

[Famous = comedians enjoy good-natured pokes at the = police]   I don’t = think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses. The whole time the guy was = chewing me out all I could think was I should cut my = bangs. Bonnie = McFarlane   In Montana a = highway…

Someone stole = the wheels off a police car.The police are working tirelessly to = find the perpetrator.   Someone stole = all the toilet seats at the police station.Officers said they are = searching but still have nothing to go on.   Someone stole = all the blunt pencils…

Here are some = famous Crime Fiction books enjoyed by the = police:   “Good = Detective Work”by Mr. E Solved   “Getting = the Truth” by Paul E. = Graff   “French = Police Techniques” by Jean = D’Arm   “Be = Prepared”by Justin Case   “Old-Fash= ioned Jailhouse…

While at the = park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a = playground.  “That’s my son over there,” she = said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the = slide.  “He’s a fine looking…

We have lots = of old VCR tapes of “classic” stories.  When my = granddaughter was three, we watched the animated “Snow White and = the Seven Dwarfs” with her for the first time. =   You know the = story. The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old lady…

[An ode to = times long gone. For "older folks" only – under 65 may not = understand]   You could = hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they = go. Pull a chair = up to the TV set, Good night, =…

Two older = ladies met at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. = After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s = husband was doing.   = "Oh, you = don’t know? Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to…

[So many of my friends say the funniest stuff. Way funnier = than my lame humor and I am constantly smiling . . . and stealing to = make minion memes] Wayne wondered when his wife got up, went to = the kitchen and returned with a slice of cake,…

Dear Dad = – I am writing = to ask if there is a limitation to the number of cars our liability = insurance covers . . .   Dear Nephew = – You know last = summer when you broke the vase my grandfather had given me? Remember I…

The 23rd Psalm = is arguably the most well-known, most memorized, most beloved passage in = all of the Scriptures. Millions of people of people have recited it = during times of stress, despair, war, and disaster to give them strength = and courage. People have used it during times…

Now that fall = was winding down and the weather getting colder every day (Casper just = had first single-digit temps and snow), a mother was showing her = five-year old son how to zip up his new winter coat. =   "The = secret," she said, "is to get…