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I hav= e kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.   I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the roa= d. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”   I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a ve= ry good…

[Have you met someone at school, the office, the lib= rary, or church and want to get to know them better? Here are some cheesy o= pening questions that could lead to a date =E2=80=A6 or immediate rejection= 😊]Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.  …

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother= , "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."   The mot= her, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That’s int= eresting," she said, "How do you make babies?"   "It’s si=…

[Back= to U.S. STATE CAPITALS to test you further on what is happening around us.= ]   1. What state capital city hosted the = infamous "Earthquake Game" when a last second touchdown caused th= e crowd to cheer so loudly that it registered as an earthquake on a local…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_048A_01DBFA20.E3D77F90 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Two elderly ladies met at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s husband was doing. “Oh! Ted died just last month. He…

One d= ay, a little boy came running home with a letter in his hand. “The te= acher asked me to give this to you… and said only you should read it,= no one else” he told his mother.   = She read the letter silently. Her eyes filled with…

[With news of the soda industry’s return to sugar from= high fructose corn syrup, Coca Cola fizzled again.]   Here is the latest Sto= ck Market Report: Fluorescent tub= ing was dimmed in light trading. &n= bsp; Mining equipment hit rock bottom.   Diaper= s remain unchanged.   Knives were…

[Some= itmes, we post silly questions for kids. These are for the older generation= s.] Q: What do you call a beehive without an exit? A:= Unbelievable.   Q: How does cereal pay it= s bills? A: With Chex.   Q:= What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada.  …

[Sharing a little stock humor after a tough quiz] I a= gree with Mark Twain who said that October is one of the peculiarly dangero= us months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, = April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.   After re=…

[Time= for quiz #3 on capital cities, this one about world capitals. Kudos to tho= se who try to wrack (or wreck) their brains searching for some 7th grade junior high world geography facts to help stave off defeat!]   1. What capital city was the first city in hi=…

[A baker’s dozen real posts on social media= from my so-called friends to demonstrate my warped humor is not alone.]Dale S. proclaimed, “Chocolate is the answer.  It doesn&#82= 17;t matter what the question is.”   Linda Z. sai= d, “Sometimes I think I’m a reasonably intelligent person and s= ometimes…

When = Jesus mentioned serving the hungry, the thirsty, the stranger, the naked, t= he sick, and the prisoners—He left out one group. Mainly because it d= idn’t exist in His day. But it does now, and I believe Jesus would ad= d it to the others.   It’s the…

Durin= g my morning walk, I saw a funeral procession pull into the local cemetery.= Several carloads of family members followed a black pickup truck towing a = boat with a coffin in it.   I just had to = walk over to where they were parked. I remarked that…