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My wife Teresa = is celebrating her special day under house-arrest.  Since I = can’t go to the store to purchase one, I’m looking for some = sweet sentiment to give her in a home-made card, showing what I think of = her.   What’s = your opinion of these?…

Bored with the = confinement of house arrest, I’m seeing many posts with lots of = questions to try to get to know one another.  From what YOU have = already revealed on social media, I already know TEN things about = you: 1) You can = read, since you…

‘Twas late in ‘19 = when the virus began Bringing chaos and fear to all = people, each land. People were sick, hospitals = full, Doctors overwhelmed, no one in = school.   As winter gave way to the = promise of spring, The virus raged on, touching = peasant…

“Hey = Jim”, called Harry. “Check out my new hearing aids. They = work so well, I could hear a pin drop!”   “Really?&= #8221; asked Jim. “That’s unbelievable. I’m actually = on the market for hearing aids, what type is it?” =   “Four = o’clock”, responded Harry  …

Hannibal = Lecter said, “If the food runs out, at least we still have each = other.”   The Terminator = told us: “Look for toilet paper in Aisle B, = back.”   Forrest Gump = commented, “And just like that, all the liberals that hated = plastic straws and…

When my = grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “Well, = I’m not sure . . . ”   “Look in = your underwear, Grandma,” he advised. “Mine says I’m 4 = to 6.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows…

[Humor from = Friends of the Grif Net to give us all a smile]   Heather M = related, “Today, Satan whispered in my ear, ‘You’re = not strong enough to get thru this’.  So I whispered, = ‘6 feet back, Satan’”.   Eric S said, = “My wife and…

[There is a = common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth = is that there are many adults who like them, too, but they are just too = embarrassed to admit it. Please laugh quietly to yourself.] Q. = What did the cat say after…

Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His = resurrection? John 20:7 tells us that the napkin, which was placed over = the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes. . = The Bible gives an entire verse to tell us that the…

[Think my = friends have too much time on their hands and no one to talk = to] Susan H wondered, “I’m gonna ask my mom if her = offer to ‘slap me into next year’ is still on the = table.”   Kenneth T = said, “I just sent…

[More thoughts = about $$$] **Excited to try my luck in the $5,000,000 New Jersey = State Lottery. Then found out the winner gets $5 a year for a million = years.   **What type of = investment do Wall Street traders call a “007?” = A = bond.  …

[April 15 = seems a good day to talk about money matters] **Promised God that = if I won 3 million dollars = in the lottery this weekend, I’d decided to donate a quarter of it = to my church.  Now I have $2,999,999.75 left.   **The economy = is…

Teresa and I = were sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking = about how to prepare in case of death.   “Honey,&#= 8221; I said, turning to my wife of fifty years with a serious = expression, “I want you to promise me, that…